i need a comeback!?

Question

ok im a big girl!
this chick at skool wants to call me names like fat a** and fat f*** she is a b**** she is also a size zero i need some comebacks!!!

HELP ME HANDLE THIS B****!

Answer 1

Well, the best way to deal with little twerps like that is to ignore them. She's just trying to get your goat, and if you start responding to her stupid names, then she got what she wants.

BUT, if you really MUST respond, I'd just go with it. Something like, "Yeah, and if you don't stop being a B__, I'm going to [eat you/sit on you/fry your kidneys in a skillet with some carmalized onions]!"

Or maybe "You're just jealous because you have a little boy's figure," "I'm just preparing for the next famine," "My body's just trying to catch up to my brain/IQ."

Once she realizes that she can't hurt you by calling you names, then she'll find someone else to torment.

Answer 2

The best way to handle her bs is first of all, forget about comebacks. There's nothing you can do that will change this chick's attitude.

What you need is to ignore her. Don't sink to her level. Your pride and human decency are worth more than any smart *** paybacks. Check it: if she's so cool and all, with her little size zero trip, why does she have to go around making herself feel better by cutting other people down?

What kind of insecure person is she? Doesn't have enough freinds so she has to impress people? Not making it with who she thinks are the cool people? Maybe she's even anorexic and sick like that and thinks any female with curves is obese.

If anything, feel sorry for her, forget her, move on.

Answer 3

I am a big girl too and one thing I wish I would have done is stand up for myself. Look mean get in her face and say if you don't shut the F*** up I am going to sit on you and we'll see how your size zero helps you then. Don't fight though just make them think you are willing to kick some a** if need be. If they think they are going to get beat up they won't mess with you.

Answer 4

Be real with her!

Cut deep... tell her just coz her momma and daddy don't love her and she cries herself to sleep at night don't mean she can start that **** with you!!

Stand ur ground, don't mention her weight or she'll sling back at u. This girl hates herself, and if she wants to get in ur face then u gotta tell her the truth about herself.

Don't get in a physical fight, it won't end the fued... but u could always threaten to, tell her not to let her ugly mouth start nothing that her narrow *** can't handle!!

Be brave, good luck ;)

Answer 5

all you have to do is hit and run...ya know smack her as hard as you can and then run for your life!! no only joking the best way to get at her is to just walked past her and say "errr thats so disgusting" then turn to one of your friends and say (loudly) "i would hate to look as skinny and ugly as that" who wants to look anorexic! hopefully she will have a shocked and hurt look on her face! good luck! x

Answer 6

When I was a little girl, here's what we used to say to name-callers: "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything you say to me bounces off me and sticks to you." I know it's pretty corny, but nobody of your generation has ever heard of it before, and actually, when you get a visual of it -- it sort of works.... Good luck!

Answer 7

say to her 'if beauty is skin deep your face is inside out. obviously she has no mirrors in her home. when she was born the nurse slapped her mother because she was so ugly.

Answer 8

"I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight."
"I'd rather be a fat, happy marker than a sad, skinny pencil."

Answer 9

Hehe... you could always say, "Well, at least I can diet - you're gonna die ugly!" (read that on a bumper sticker)

Answer 10

Say hey skinny pencil b...... gain some f... wait