Funniest Line in Monty Python "THe Life of Brian" Film?

Question

THis film is truly amusing, filled with hysterical songs and great quotes. Which do you think is the funniest line in the film?

Answer 1

Brian: 'Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, you don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for yourselves! You're ALL individuals!'
The Crowd (speaking in unison): 'Yes! We're all individuals!'
Brian: 'You're all different!'
The Crowd (in unison): 'Yes, we ARE all different!'
Man in crowd: 'I'm not...'
The Crowd: 'Shhh!'

"Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith."

"He wanks as high as any in Wome!"

BRIAN:
We mustn't fight each other! Surely we should be united against the common enemy!
EVERYONE:
The Judean People's Front?!
BRIAN:
No, no! The Romans!

PILATE:
Hoo hoo hoo ho. The little wascal has spiwit.
CENTURION:
Has what, sir?
PILATE:
Spiwit.
CENTURION:
Yes. He did, sir.
PILATE:
No, no. Spiwit, siw. Um, bwavado. A touch of dewwing-do.
CENTURION:
Oh. Ahh, about eleven, sir.

Answer 2

It was partially sacriligious near the beginning. However, at the same time it was a genuinely funny. It's not like its trying to be an "****" like Religulous (or however it's spelled). The main focus of "The Life of Brian" is to be funny and not to tick people off. That's not Monty Python's style. The Pope and Aberwystwyth were being oversensitive.

Answer 3

I don't thinK i could pick just one line, the whole movie is frickin' hilarious! The best thing to watch if you're depressed or bored within an inch of your afterlife
I also like Monty Python and the Holy Grail a lot too.

Answer 4

I dont know if I can pick one line but the whole exchange about Biggus Dickus and his wife Incontinentia Buttocks is hilarious. The first time I saw it I almost peed my pants laughing.

Answer 5

Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers."

Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?

Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

And of course: "Welease Woger!"

Answer 6

The whole scene were they are sitting there and the one guys like " I want to make babies" and the others like How are you going to make babies? Are you going to keep the fetis in a box? Or something like that

Answer 7

**Priest:
Stop! Stop! Will you stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to
stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand? Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say Jehovah!** " how shall we f&&k off , oh Lord?" '' very well, i shall welease bwian"

Answer 8

"e's not the Messiah, 'e's a naughty boy! Now, piss off!"

Answer 9

"But I do hate the Romans!"

"Oh yeah? How much?"



"A lot!"

Answer 10

How about "THE END"....I hate Monty Python.