I need cheering up!?

Question

I am an in a stinking foul mood today. (not time of month actually!!!!) have snapped at everyone and nothing is helping! Can anyone help me snap out of it!

This is working you guys, especially the evil chik with the eye drops!! Will have some wine and ponder!!

Answer 1

I know the very thing to cheer you up......:-p

Answer 2

Depending on how bad your bad mood is, you could make a list of people you don't like and think of practical jokes that might befall them.

Like being sprayed at the kitchen sink because someone tied a rubber band around the trigger on the retractable hose.

Or how confetti (or worse) could mysteriously fall on your victim when they opened the door to their room.

Or the pitch of their scream when they answer the telephone and find rubber (or real) cockroaches tied to the mouthpiece.

And imagine how much more fun it would be if you recorded everything with a video camera! Hahaha!

I hope this helps!

Disclaimer:
These fantasies are for entertainment purposes only and should not be attempted by amateurs. I am a professional, have many years of experience and the videos to prove it.

Answer 3

You have a computer and some education and freedom.
Read about Uzbecistan and be grateful for what you have.

Russia conquered Uzbekistan in the late 19th century. Stiff resistance to the Red Army after World War I was eventually suppressed and a socialist republic set up in 1924. During the Soviet era, intensive production of "white gold" (cotton) and grain led to overuse of agrochemicals and the depletion of water supplies, which have left the land poisoned and the Aral Sea and certain rivers half dry. Independent since 1991, the country seeks to gradually lessen its dependence on agriculture while developing its mineral and petroleum reserves. Current concerns include terrorism by Islamic militants, economic stagnation, and the curtailment of human rights and democratization.

Answer 4

The law of attraction i such that if you are in a bad mood, you will attract bad things to you.

Therefore do something good for another person. Whether its the 'helping an old granny across the street'. Do something that would make another person feel better. Give a guy a compliment, make someone else smile and the law of attraction means goodness and well being will be drawn to you and your mood will righten itself

Answer 5

Practial Answer...Hey we all get bad moods! Don't worry I'm sure it will all be ok tomorrow.I suffer quietly from depression and its really hard to keep upbeat all the time,especially with a young family.Its even harder when you know that really theres nothing wrong...you just feel pi--ed off! My father has the same problem,so I guess its in the genes.All I can recommend is make yourself your favourite drink,run a bath,listen to some tunes and try and take your mind off things.Sorry I havent sent you a funny joke....but the above works for me,Cheer Up Chicken!!

Answer 6

Well, here goes. (don't really know if your at work and that's what caused it... but I will try anyway)

Close your eyes, take several deep breaths, in through your nose, hold the breath in your belly, not your chest, and then exhale through your mouth.

Clear your mind, picture yourself in your favorite place, perhaps on a beach soaking up some sun, sipping a lovely flavored drink with a little green umbrella in it.

Imagine the waves crashing down on the shore, and the seagulls flying through the air. Imagine the feel of the sand under your toes.

With your eyes closed, listen to your favorite music playing on the radio sitting on a wooden table at your elbow. Keeping your eyes closed, your body relaxed and your mind on this dream place of yours, watch a school of dolphins swimming through the surf, their heads popping out of the water every now and then to blow out their air and suck in some new air.

Hope that helps.

Answer 7

this should make you laugh
my b/f had bad eyes a few mths ago and was using eye drops for it he started putting them in 1 night and was nearly crying with the pain after he had done 2 i relised that the dogs ear drops were in the same place so i checked the bottle and he had been using the dogs drops but evan though it was hurting him so much he was still prepared to put more in i was in fits and so was every1 i phoned hope this cheers you up if not i tried x

Answer 8

Think about the times when people believe that a door opens automatically, when it doesn't. Next, picture each one smacking face first into the glass. Feel better, now?

Answer 9

change your name to something nicer remember the last thing you thought was funny have a nice bath and glass or 2 of wine relax read some morons questions on here you will soon feel better good luck for tomorrow

Answer 10

just think about it
how many bad days do you have in 365 days
if there are more good days then bad days you are lucky
because some people have bad days every single day and they are not as lucky as you.

Answer 11

you think your in a bad mood, i have to work with my husband, who has been digging at me all day, then to top it off i asked what he wanted for t, answer was "i dunno" then he decided to go fishing for a few hours while i got home from work, cleaned the house, fed a tteething child who was tired and refused to sleep, his excuse for fishing was to get away from me nagging!!! the cheek of him, so shall we both be moody or shall we have a good moan about men...hey i feel a little better (i do actually)