If you mean murdering me, or comitting lewd acts, that's all acceptable. There is no possible answer that I will reject.
2006-09-06 09:35:59 · 16 answers · asked by Pierre 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
I would take you to a house in the country with a wraparound porch. I would bake you cookies and give you fresh strawberry lemonade. We would sit on the porch and talk. The most interesting times in my life have been conversations and something tells me you would have a lot of interesting things to say. No, I wouldn't poison the cookies but I can't promise a damn thing about the lemonade. ; )
2006-09-06 09:45:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would take you to Jerusalem to the "au lieu du crâne, qui se nomme en hébreu Golgotha, oú Jésus fut crucifié" and I would tell you about His sacrifice for you and for me.
Then I would take you to the sepulcher where Jesus´ body was laid and I would tell you: "Jesus n´est point ici; il est ressuscité, comme il l´avait dit."
Then I would take you to the Jordan River and I would ask you if you accept the living Jesus as your Savior and if you want to be baptized just where Jesus was.
If the answer was YES, I DO I would baptize you!
2006-09-06 17:05:34 · answer #2 · answered by Vovó (Grandma) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um. I would take you to lunch, possibly make a pass at you or ask you uncomfortable questions like "What do you think of gay marriages" and "Do you think Black trash is any better or worse than White trash?" Maybe both.
2006-09-06 19:03:25 · answer #3 · answered by Sirius Black 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take you somewhere to get you away from your computer so you wont ask questions like this anymore. Possibly Chuck E. Cheese's?
2006-09-06 16:42:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The truth is.. if I could do anything TO YOU.. I just wouldn't want to take you anywhere. More fun to do things together.
2006-09-06 17:05:09 · answer #5 · answered by laughsall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I guess it dosen't matter where to take you just so it's quiet. Then I would just talk to you. That's it. I like finding out peopples life stories and their ideas on things.
2006-09-06 16:51:29 · answer #6 · answered by haiku_katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where people smile and don't care,there's a dream that we can share someplace where you don't have to care.. Where membership's a smiling face,brush shoulders with the stars where strangers take you by the hand and welcome you to wonderland -if you like....
2006-09-06 17:12:11 · answer #7 · answered by Czary_Mary S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd make you smile with Good News.
2006-09-06 18:37:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love to take you in front of your kindergarden class and flog you.
2006-09-06 16:46:13 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take you to Wal-mart and give you a smiley sticker.
2006-09-06 16:46:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋