Why is it people say they slept like a baby, when babies wake up every two hours
Why do they use sterilised needles for the death penalty.
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets.
Why does superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him.
Whose idea was it to put a s in lisp.
Why do people pay good money to go up tall buildings then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground.
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer.
Why do the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune.
stop singing and read on
did you notice if you blow on a dogs face he gets mad but in a car he sticks his head out the window.
I can go on and on and on
2006-09-06 09:14:55 · 22 answers · asked by Mature Lady 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
okay bubblesWho was the first person to look at a cow and say i think i'll squeeze these pink dangly things and drink whatever comes out of them or Who was the first person to say see that chicken i am going to eat the first thing that comes out of his bum.
2006-09-06 09:26:44 · update #1
Some answers:
Babies sleep peacifully no matter how long.
In case the injector gets poked.
To keep the vomit out of their hair.
He doesn't want it to accidently shoot an innocent by-stander when it hits him.
A comedian.
Too see life from a different perspective.
Light bulbs are not ment to be frozen.
To get little children to remember their ABC's better.
Wind is much better in your face then someone's stinky breath.
Hope this helped... or at least made you smile........ your questions made me.... ; )
2006-09-06 09:26:51 · answer #1 · answered by ELLA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What they mean by 'I slept like a baby' was that they slept in a relaxed and peaceful mood.
One reason for this is because the needles are standard medical products that are sterilized during manufacturing. Also, there is a chance that the prisoner could receive a stay of execution after the needles have been inserted.
Kamikaze pilots don't wear helmets, they just wear goggles and that weird thing they put on their heads which the goggles are attached to.
Superman's suit if bulletproof, which is why he doesn't dodge bullets.
As for the s in lisp, I think it's a fantastic play on words!
The owner of the building earns the money put into the binoculars. That would be stupid looking at the ground. You can do better stuff like looking at a beautiful view of an entire city, etc.
I don't know about you, but my freezer has a light.
I'm guessing that the same person made up both the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star. Whoever he/she is, they are very unoriginal.
Dogs stick their heads out of windows for fresh air, which they can't get inside a car. Besides, if they don't, they'll die of heat stroke.
Whoever found out that when you squeeze those 'pink dangly things' milk comes out is a genius.
Chickens have been eaten since humans were cavemen. I mean, they needed something to hunt! Anyway, I guess this love of chicken meat has been passed on generation-to-generation.
2006-09-06 16:41:44 · answer #2 · answered by hawaiian_shorts91 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sleeping like a baby means a peaceful sleep, because although a baby wakes regular when it sleeps it looks so peaceful
Because you cant buy diseased ones, and those human right nuts would never allow it. Also it is to protect those who handle the body after.
Because the revolver would bounce back to the thrower for them to use it again, it makes more sense for him to let it travel further away.
A very funny person
Kamikazee pilots never wore helmets they had a head band with the rising sun on it.
The light is in the frigge due to it being deemed people wouldnt venture into the freezer when it was dark and would use a fridge more often
So if you dont know the words to one you can still hum
And it is because you are blowing and the dog doesnt understand why
2006-09-06 16:24:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good list. Made me chuckle, thanks.
Babies are at least innocent....
You can't get non-sterilised needles of the sort they use. You could re-use them, but that would endanger the nurse administering the injection.
Kamikaze pilots wore helmets to prevent passing out with the cold before destination.
There's a light in a lot of freezers now.
The rest, well, I don't know!
2006-09-06 16:25:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did looked up about the death penalty thing a few years ago and can tell you the answer.
The needle has to be clean to ensure the person does not contract a virus or illness from the needle. The government must use clean needles or they would be in breach of the human rights act.
That tells you alot about the do-gooders in government.
2006-09-06 16:23:42 · answer #5 · answered by m0rrell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exceptional questions.
As to the answers, who knows!
But how did you know I was singing after the Twinkle, Twinkle question. Very clever.
2006-09-06 18:25:05 · answer #6 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are the best questions i have read in aaaaaaaages and there is a light in the fridge so you can have a midnight feast, hopefully you wont be feasting on raw food from your freezer............
2006-09-06 16:18:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like the questions.
best i seen for a while.
the dog one is best one id love to know the answer lol.
2006-09-06 16:22:02 · answer #8 · answered by alan h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the word irony pretty much sums it up or stupidity, could be both.
2006-09-06 16:19:53 · answer #9 · answered by LOULOU37 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Can't believe I read all those. Can you form a question from this one?
2006-09-09 04:21:28 · answer #10 · answered by NoxecA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋