also, what if after ripping the fart you comment that you wish you had a match for that one
2006-09-06 09:11:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
If you're trying to get a job on 'Jackass' then it would probably be a requirement!
2006-09-06 09:18:13 · answer #1 · answered by zozbabez 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A cool future boss would take that as a challenge. I see a new man law about to be made...
1) When interviewing a prospect and challenged with a fart you must match or top the prior flatulence.
a) The interviewee must then match or top the fart from the interviewer.
b) If the interviewee can not match or top, you must state, "TOUCHE".
2) If the interviewer cannot match or top the interviewee's toot, the interviewee automatically gets bumped up one on the order of merit.
3) If the initial fart by the interviewee resembles a girlish squeak, respond with a laugh, and end the interview immediately.
2006-09-06 16:32:12 · answer #2 · answered by Brown Guy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hell I would give you the job just because of it. Shows that you have character and arent afraid to tickle the funny bone in the most rhutementry ways. This also shows me you will be creative in your endevours and come up with "outside the box" ideas to promote my company. Good Job bro on not following what is considered the norm. You Rock
2006-09-06 16:19:42 · answer #3 · answered by they call me the cleaner 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there is no guarantee/certainty on anything my friend. What if the job interview is for Standing comics actors ? they are looking for a creative actor and part of it is farting in purpose ? hmmm
2006-09-06 16:20:19 · answer #4 · answered by trademefx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes if you are applying to be a product tester for Beano, the anti-gas suppliment, and depending on the quality (amplification, duration, etc.) you may even be hired to supply the sountrack to those electronic farting remotes. Good luck with that...
2006-09-06 16:19:41 · answer #5 · answered by sweetnsour628x 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No you probably wouldn't, silly. I guess it would just depend on the sense of humor the person interviewing had. Good luck with that one.
2006-09-06 16:15:59 · answer #6 · answered by sweet.pjs1 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not necessarily, it depends on the person doing the interview. Is this something the person does themselves or do they think it is really inappropriate?
2006-09-06 16:18:43 · answer #7 · answered by victoriaelaine2004 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
absolutely - also I cant believe I answered such a childish question.
your waste of 5 points and my gain of 2
2006-09-06 16:15:32 · answer #8 · answered by Common Cents Genius 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who knows maybe your future boss has a sense of humor or just see's is it as natural lol...good luck!
2006-09-06 16:18:09 · answer #9 · answered by Babe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-09-06 16:20:26 · answer #10 · answered by littlebitbluewoods 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋