What animal does he look like?

Question

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Answer 1

Hi. A blue eyed red beaked bird.

Answer 2

That particular specimen bears all of the hallmarks of one specific species, widespread in distribution here on Earth, that most researchers are fairly familiar with:

Kingdom Animalia
- Eumetazoa
-- Bilateria
--- Deuterostomia
---- Phylum Chordata
----- Craniata
------ Subphylum Vertebrata
------- Superclass Gnathostomata
-------- Euteleostomi
--------- Class Sarcopterygii
---------- Tetrapoda
----------- Amniota
------------ Synapsida
------------- Class Mammalia
-------------- Subclass Theria
--------------- Infraclass Eutheria
---------------- Order Primates
----------------- Superfamily Hominoidea
------------------ Family Hominidae
------------------- Subfamily Homininae
-------------------- Genus Homo
--------------------- Species Homo sapiens (Linnaeus 1758)
---------------------- Subspecies Homo sapiens sapiens

Your particular specimen appears to be a juvenile or young adult male. The good news is that they are not at all venomous, but some can release a noxious, nauseating odour if disturbed or fed burritos. Although known for irrational, even bizarre behaviour, young male Homo sapiens sapiens can often be domesticated, if not completely tamed. House training can be exceedingly difficult, requiring nearly constant reinforcement. Some claim that raising young Homo sapiens can be rewarding, but most agree that they are far more trouble than they are worth.

If you have found that you have an infestation of Homo sapiens sapiens in your home, you may have to take rather drastic measures to eliminate the problem. Unfortunately, they are resistant to many common pesticides. The young males in particular are well known for their ability to withstand, and even appear to enjoy, many toxic substances.

The first step in eliminating a Homo sapiens sapiens infestation is removing all food sources. This can be difficult, as young male Homo sapiens sapiens are able to survive on food that would make a hyena gag, and they are very clever, and able to use their prehensile paws to get into even secured containers. Some have even been known to figure out how to open CD cases, so you can imagine what kind of security is required to keep them out of your Oreos.

Good luck with your critter. He looks fairly friendly, so perhaps you won't have much of an infestation problem.

Answer 3

If monkey isn't what you're looking for, he kinda has a giraffe-effect going on. Something in the blank stare.

Answer 4

A human. An especially unappealing one.

Answer 5

the homosepiens species

Answer 6

he doesn't; he looks like a kid, smart guy.

Answer 7

homo sapien(human)....!DUH..........!