Make One Of The Following Bald and DESCRIBE THE SCENARIO?

Question

Explain how the scene where she becomes bald would play out on her TV show


a) Donna (That 70's Show)
b) Ginger (Gilligan's Island)
c) Kelly (Married With Children)
d) Rachel (Friends)
e) Elaine (Seinfeld)
f) Dawn (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)
g) Amy (Everybody Loves Raymond)

The baldness would be permanent

Answer 1

I picked Elaine on Seinfeld because I loved that show!

This is the episode I made up:

George (the guy that is a little balding) goes to the drug store to look for some formula to try to grow his hair back. He feels self-conscious and does a quick take to make sure no one is looking. Then he becomes totally emersed in his goal of finding a "dream come true" anitbalding formula on the drug store shelf. A good looking woman he knows just happens to walk by and notices George. She says, "George, is that you?" George is caught hilariously off guard. He quickly makes up this story about how Elaine is totally bald and has worn a wig all these years, and really wants to grow her hair back in. That he is getting this for Elaine as a secret favor. He says "Don't tell Elaine that I told you this and keep it a secret. She would be heartbroken if anyone knew." The good looking gal acquaintance promises. Well, you and I both know how good people are at keeping secrets. It gets around everywhere. The next thing you know we switch to this scene where Elaine is in their regular restaurant eating and a woman sitting behind her in the next booth starts comically studying Elaine's hair intently. She quietly and sneakily extends her hand out and trys to barely yank the ends of Elaine's hair. She's wondering, "Is it really a wig."? Elaine looks back quickly and the woman quickly turns back around in time. This happens again! Funny! As the days go on the rumor gets around everywhere that Elaine is wearing a wig. She's sitting at the bench feeding pigeons and people near by are staring and whispering "Do you think it's a wig"? This goes on and more funny similar things happen to Elaine as the rumor spreads more and more. Then we switch to a scene where Elaine is explaining these strange happenings to George and Seinfeld one evening. George looks guilty and finally it comes out what he said. Elaine is enraged and yells at George, "If you want hair so bad on your head, why didn't you just tell me; I would have gotten mine cut and had made you a wig out of it!" You know how she used to get into physical fights. Well, she does that with George and also starts taking the ends of her hair and sticking it into George's face and head. It's just hilarious. Anyhow that very same evening when Elaine goes to sleep in her bed she has this dream of being totally bald! It's just hilarious! At the restuarant, she's telling everyone, "No, this is not a wig; it's my own hair. I will show you." She starts pulling the top and all of a sudden it comes off and she turns around at the restaurant and sees George with long beautiful hair, giggling at her! She then wakes up in a cold sweat. Hilarious!!!! Please give me the 10 points; you know mine's the best!...LOL Please do!!!

Answer 2

Kelly (Married with Children) meets a cute Hare Krishna. She shaves her head and joins the commune.
However, at her first airport gig, she looks in the mirror and sees herself and her new outfit. Then out of the corner of her eye, she notices a woman carrying a Vera Wang original through the corridor. She exclaims "No man is worth this !!!!" and dashes to the nearest mall, soothing her feelings for the lost love in a $3,000 shopping spree.

Wait, wasn't that an episode ? Well, it should have been.

Answer 3

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