2006-09-06 08:35:52 · 15 answers · asked by ? 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Does Jesus talk to you? If so, you need some serious help. And you also need to lay off those drugs.
2006-09-06 08:37:41 · answer #1 · answered by Caribbean Blue 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Are Republicans jealous that Jesus talks to libs?
2006-09-06 15:37:58 · answer #2 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol..,I think libs are just down right uncomfortable that the President is a religious man and is true to his faith.Therefore,making another target for the President and thats the only thing that the libs know..,attacking personal character.Their continued failure of coming up with solutions and ridicule of the white house are taking a toll on the democrats and its party.Look what they are doing now..,trying to get Rumsfeld out of office..,thats their solution,if you disagree with the person or the policy..,remove it.MMMM dont terrorist do the same?
2006-09-06 15:47:11 · answer #3 · answered by halfbright 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Behold: Jesus was a LIBERAL. He too believed in taking care of the poor. And he believed in supporting your government with your taxes, for He said, Render Unto Caesar That Which Is Caesar's. He believed in mercy. He certainly believed in Peace, for He said, Blessed Be The Peace Makers. He was quite clear on that, He said PEACE Makers, NOT War Makers. So I guess Mr. Bush and everybody who likes his war is in for an unpleasant and very toasty surprise when they get turned back at the Pearly Gates.
2006-09-06 15:40:00 · answer #4 · answered by jxt299 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
How do you know he doesn't talk to libs? You righties think you have a monopoly on morality and faith. Yet, your actions show you are just the opposite when it comes to actions -- "that which you do to the least of my brothers..."
Jesue preached tolarance and even embraced those who were considered the worst of society in his time. Not only do righties exclude the dregs of society but even those who have done no wrong and happen to be on the bottom of the totem pole.
2006-09-06 15:39:55 · answer #5 · answered by dapixelator 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1. There is no Jesus.
2. If there really were a Jesus, he would be a liberal. Didn't you read the Sermon on the Mount?
2006-09-06 15:38:39 · answer #6 · answered by Jim 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Frankly I'd be worried if I started hearing voices inside my head...
2006-09-06 15:51:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You actually hear the voices in your head? Take the headphones off you dope.
2006-09-06 15:38:28 · answer #8 · answered by Thomas S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus? You mean that illegal immigrant who mows your lawn? You can talk to him all you want.
2006-09-06 15:58:16 · answer #9 · answered by Hate Boy! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We're jealous that we're not uneducated enough to misspell "jealous".
And I'm an Atheist.
2006-09-06 15:41:53 · answer #10 · answered by highstrung 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋