2006-09-06 08:06:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Do you come with a guarantee and do i get to test drive first? She has got a deal if she can confirm you are loyal, loving, caring, buy flowers at least once a week and excellent at DIY & gardening oh and always puts the toilet seat down!
Will that be a £100 per week towards your up keep? Urmm its worth considering if she can anwser yes to all the above......watch out Mrs Nitram R some of us may be more desperate than you think lol
2006-09-06 10:01:01 · answer #1 · answered by angel1902 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell you what, you gimme the £100, your house and your wife and we got a deal!
2006-09-06 15:09:30 · answer #2 · answered by woody13974 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's what she told you - she offered me the delights of her brown star to top you but one look at her stinking sh*t pipe put me right off or I'd've done ya.
2006-09-06 15:15:53 · answer #3 · answered by Evo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Has she got an up to date MOT for you? I know a few really desperate women at work. (Not nearly enough, but a man never can!)
2006-09-06 15:07:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you will give me 100 i can take her too.
2006-09-06 15:08:28 · answer #5 · answered by mrangelosd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no - thats adultery, still you cant be that serious or you'd have posted vital statistic/ inches girth/height etc
2006-09-06 20:15:02 · answer #6 · answered by Mercy J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmm will thats $300.00 New Zealand dollars, nah would probaly need more than that.............lol
2006-09-06 15:21:41 · answer #7 · answered by donua1022 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you house trained?? xx
2006-09-06 15:15:08 · answer #8 · answered by Joeline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm..no.
2006-09-06 15:14:12 · answer #9 · answered by Grace B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IS SHE PIMPING YOU.DUMP HER,ASK YOURSELF WHAT YOU WANT TO BE SOLD ON,YOUR GOING REAL CHEAP,SHE SHOULD GO OUT MORE OFTEN AND LET HER HAIR DOWN.
2006-09-06 15:13:44 · answer #10 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋