2006-09-06 07:45:28 · 14 answers · asked by nudie chick 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
When I was pregnant with my son, I wore my husband's sweat shorts a lot. We went to a pizza buffet one day, and as I was filling my glass at the soda fountain, the shorts fell down. I had to set down the soda, the plate, AND my 2 year old before I could pull them up. Needless to say, we left before we actually ate anything.
2006-09-06 07:54:12 · answer #1 · answered by p2of9 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well ahem, ok i was on an air plane and we hit this really bad turbulance and the pilot called over the intercome that we were not going to make it. so my cousin whip out his d i c k and started beatin off because he thought we were going to do die and he wanted to have a bit of pleasure before we died. after a minute everybody else started beating off and so did i and then suddenly the turbulance stopped and the pilot announced the good news that we were all going to live. so we all put are stuff away and landed safely then nobody ever talked about it again. lmao so embarassing to bad i was only kiding no but i dont get embarassed very easily.
2006-09-06 16:52:35 · answer #2 · answered by Swift Angel 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This maybe gross to some folks, but here goes. I had this date with this beautiful women in San Diego, Calif. At the time they had a "StarKist" tuna factory on Harbor Drive. I had just picked her up In my sister's new convertable Thunder-Bird. We were chatting, and just making usual conversation. (First Date).
The top was up on the car. It was a very warm afternoon, or twilight, and I said, "Do you smell that". It was rotten. Here is the "kicker". I made that comment because I had passed the tuna factory. Not a chance!. I went by the Tuna Factory about two miles down the road. Wow! It wasn't the Tuna Factory I was smelling it was her as she had Sh.. in her pants. I didn't know what to say. She said it. She said Bob I don't feel so good, will you take me home. I said sure, but I am sorry you don't feel well, but maybe we can make it another time. I pulled over near the police station on harbor drive and lowered the top..Case closed.
Never went back to her church...
2006-09-06 15:01:46 · answer #3 · answered by virginiamayoaunt 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A few years ago....I went to my grandmothers funeral. I was trying to go thru the main doors in the parlor and because I didnt know the layout of the place, i mean its not like we all know a funeral home well right. I walked into the wrong door that should have been locked but it wasnt. I walked directly into the room where the deceased are laid out for the family. It was sunny outside so I couldnt see, and when I walked into the room, I tripped over the flowers and to the right of me, was my grandmothers casket. I am so grateful I didnt knock her over, I was embarrassed enough because it could have been someone elses wake too. That really infuriated me, and to say a bad 4 letter word inside a room of church going people is just wrong, well I couldnt help it.
2006-09-06 14:57:18 · answer #4 · answered by Guido32 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have to say when I met a group of musicians who had theyre own studio and was producing theyre own cd with consideration of doing the graphics and helping me with the production of my own. I was grumpy and moody that day but had no idea why. I got home and noticed a big blotch of blod on my ever so light blue jeans. I was so embarrased. of course it was a bunch of guys and they never told me. We were even having conversations of theology and philosophy and here I was stating my views in the most educated way that I could, and I was bleeding like a stuck pig on their thank god black leather couch.
Talk about embarrassing ahh the lovely wonders of being a woman
2006-09-06 14:51:35 · answer #5 · answered by fryedaddy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When I argued that time that I thought I had made a mistake, and it turned out, I still had a perfect record of always being right.
So, Being right, though I mistakenly thought I was wrong, caused me to interrupt my perfect record of always being right!
How embarassing!
2006-09-06 14:52:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
waking up strapped to a hospital bed. i was then told i was very drunk and stoned and was arrested after being chased by police officers naked running around a busy holiday resort. when they arrested me apparently i thought it was a gang rape and resisted. after a good beating in front of about 500 people they sedated me.
the photographs people took were the most embarrassing part and if i hadn't seen them i would not have known.
2006-09-06 14:57:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
well,when I was in high school my best friend and I took a walk...I had such low self esteem then,it was pathetic really.I thought I was so fat!anyways,they were working on some railroad tracks down the street from my house and my best friend and I came across the tracks.We didnt see them working on them down the line a bit....she crossed the tracks just fine but as soon as I stepped on them the gates came down and the lights came on!I thought that I was so fat that I set them off...lmao!!! later I found out that they were doing some work on them...looking back now I realize it was rediculous...but very funny!!!
2006-09-06 14:50:32 · answer #8 · answered by an1mal_luvr 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
6th grade 11 years old i had my period in school. i didnt know it came untill i went to the chalkboard to work a math problem and everyone behind me was laughing. when i sat down someone told me. but thats not the worst. my mom came got me, took me home,i cleaned myself up and she took my black azz right back to school!!!!! talk about embarassing!!!!!!!!
2006-09-06 14:59:37 · answer #9 · answered by ree ree 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When we were putting stuff in the trunk of the car to leave the zoo my two year climbed in the trunk, took off his diaper, layed down and proceeded to yell "I'm naked, change me" so everyone in the parking could hear and look over.
2006-09-06 14:53:51 · answer #10 · answered by tdm1175 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋