what is the best joke you know and the best spooky story you knoW!!!AND READ WHAT OTHERS HAVE PUT!
THE best 1 WILL WIN 10 POINTS!!
2006-09-06 07:42:12 · 8 answers · asked by x <3 Laurz <3 x 2 in Games & Recreation ➔ Hobbies & Crafts
Best joke (and this is offensive, sorry!):
What's better than winning the special olympics?
Not being retarded!
2006-09-07 14:06:15 · answer #1 · answered by spunk113 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
OK, this is my entry for both categories...
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: 'My friend is dead! What can I do?'
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: 'Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: 'OK, now what?'''
:-DDD
2006-09-06 19:52:17 · answer #2 · answered by QuietFire 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm not talking about anybody's mom,but Yo Momma so nasty when her boyfriend asked what was for lunch she open her legs and said fish....Also Yo momma so bald when she put on a turtle neck she looked like roll-on deodorant.
2006-09-06 17:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by domino06 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why do mermaids wear sea shells? because B shells are too small and D shells are too big.
2006-09-06 15:10:55 · answer #4 · answered by Nanci 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Cow wh. . .
MOO!!! (before they finish asking the final who question).
2006-09-07 02:31:46 · answer #5 · answered by juniperflux32 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
2006-09-06 15:03:13 · answer #6 · answered by Donnie 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
There are Adam and Eve in paradise garden and they are talking.
He said:"Eve,am I the only one man in your life?"
She answered:"Yes,Adam,but who else?!"
2006-09-06 15:05:43 · answer #7 · answered by krivokapicmls 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
two little monkys go!
2006-09-06 14:50:21 · answer #8 · answered by babuoe 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋