2006-09-06 07:24:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I wake up in the loving arms of a beautiful woman and I look outside and my son is doing the chores without being told to, see I'm pretty easy!!
2006-09-06 07:27:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well When I have a box of keebler elf fudge stripe cookies a 12 pk of Mountain Dew, a pack of cigarettes, a big fat doobie, a soft blanket and the whole couch to myself and a good movie.........HEAVEN
Wait I almost forgot the Doritoes and cream cheese.
2006-09-06 07:29:07 · answer #2 · answered by Sandra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You open a fresh box of Jelly Donuts.
2006-09-06 07:25:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the spider ive watched for days finally gets a meal
2006-09-06 07:26:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
when I'm sitting on the couch, my feet resting on the coffee table, and I have a beer in one hand, a remote in the other, and a bong sitting on the end table within my reach
ahhh....that's heaven for me
2006-09-06 07:29:04 · answer #5 · answered by SweetPea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPY.BUT IF I HAD TO GUESS WHAT COULD MAKE ME ALMOST HAPPY IT'LL BE IN 6 HOURS FROM NOW WHEN MY GRAND DAUGHTER COMES HERE FOR A VISIT.I HAVEN'T SEEN HER MUCH SINCE SHE STARTED WALKING.CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER CUTE , FAT LITTLE SELF TODDLE IN FROM N.O. TONIGHT.
2006-09-06 07:30:08 · answer #6 · answered by Raevens'Honey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You catch your hubby smilin at you when he thinks you didn't see,and it makes you feel all fluttery inside after all these years.
2006-09-06 07:42:43 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You smell the aroma of something good in the kitchen and you didn't have to cook it.
2006-09-06 07:26:58 · answer #8 · answered by little mama kat 23 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You've been lost for a while and you know someone is worrying about you somewhere.
2006-09-06 07:29:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You take that one big dump and you're not constipated anymore.
2006-09-06 07:27:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋