2006-09-06 07:05:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Iwas hancuffed to the bed and couldnt reach the key or the phone
2006-09-06 11:45:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe one exist. . .any excuse that works is a good excuse. . .
However, I did hear of a guy calling in sick because he got sunburn on his feet. Another one was that he was kidnapped by an Alien Space ship while crossing the bridge on his way to work. I'm not making this up. It was at my job for both.
2006-09-06 07:11:38 · answer #2 · answered by zambranoray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got out of doing my homework once with the excuse "A backhoe carried away my backpack." The scary thing is ... I was telling the truth! (Never let a practical joker friend near your backpack when there are big construction machines parked in your yard digging a French drain!!!)
2006-09-06 07:09:34 · answer #3 · answered by Kris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog got out of his kennel last night sometime and chewed everything including my glasses so now I can't see or drive but I will try to find someone to give me a ride to lense crafters so I should have a pair tomorrow
2006-09-06 07:10:29 · answer #4 · answered by Sandra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i ran out of clothes and i need to do laundry. I really used this one on my husband, he rolled his eyes and laughed. later he said that was the first time he had ever heard that one nad better be the last, I hired a house-keeper shortly after that. BTW, Not lazy, just work sun-up to sun-down at our business, then taking care of everyone else, the house and sometimes i run out of me time. it's getting better though
2006-09-06 07:09:25 · answer #5 · answered by okiedokie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unexpected call to work nightshift:"Can`t,been arguing with
Jack Daniels the better part of the day,`n lost."
2006-09-06 07:23:56 · answer #6 · answered by Rich B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mum had the runny bum syndrome so had to stay and look after my little bro, lol was a few years ago
2006-09-06 07:14:22 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
picking my friend up from jail in New Orleans....its 6 hours away...that way i didnt have o call and they coulndt expect me to come in latter in the day...and its believeable...people get arrested in new orleans all the time for all kinds of stuff
2006-09-06 07:07:45 · answer #8 · answered by nicole 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the day before my wedding, I said, I have to clean all my peircings and change them all to diamonds, and that it would take awhile... it worked. she gave me the day off. (i have 21 peircings( 20 in my ears and 1 in my bellybutton) and matched them all for the wedding.)
2006-09-06 07:15:52 · answer #9 · answered by Megan P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I shot my arm off with a cannon.
2006-09-06 10:18:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋