2006-09-06 06:31:51 · 7 answers · asked by joe M 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Mummy Mummy whats a vampire?
Shut up and drink your blood.
Mummy Mummy why do I keep going round in circles?
Shut up before I nail your other foot to the floor.
Mummy Mummy I want to go and play with Grandad?
You cant you've already dug him up three times today.
Mummy Mummy Johnnys been sick and he's eating all the big bits...
well go and get yourself a bigger spoon.
Mummy Mummy whats for dinner?
Shut up and get back in the oven.
Not going to improve your sick sense of humour .... mine isn't much better. ..........
2006-09-06 08:41:40 · answer #1 · answered by Sunseaandair 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Imagine yourself laughing. Keep a smile on your face. It will change your brain for the better.
2006-09-06 14:35:40 · answer #2 · answered by Bill 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two lumps of vomit were walking down the street when suddenly one begins to cry.
"What's wrong?" asked the other.
The first lump of vomit sobbed:"This is where I was brought up."
2006-09-06 13:45:48 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i advise ur sense of humour to take some medicine and get plenty of rest!!
2006-09-06 13:34:39 · answer #4 · answered by m-jay 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Hilarious! lmfao
2006-09-06 13:34:21 · answer #5 · answered by shizzlechit 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
u do not need to laugh on jokes u can try laughing on urself ....and then u can laugh on nething ...do u get it dude
2006-09-06 16:13:07 · answer #6 · answered by infectious1986 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Doctor,Doctor........i have wind,what can you give me for it? Heres a kite,he says.
2006-09-06 14:29:29 · answer #7 · answered by janet b 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋