Seeing as they're not actually food...
2006-09-06 06:06:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Do It Yourself (DIY)
Hmmmmmm...do you have anything to do with the fact that Hansel and Gretel were once captured and forced to handstitch Nike shoes?
2006-09-06 16:24:56 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No they aren't, they would go down with the wind and the rain, besides your roof will be invaded by birds and squirrels, and probably thousands of ants. And you'll have to get a new roof, again, so it won't be worth to spend money on that. Instead get real roof materials or eat the Pop Tarts and the Cheeze Whiz, however, you say they aren't food but they're very tasty anyways hahaha. :D
2006-09-06 13:44:13 · answer #2 · answered by Zach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The pop tarts might make good insulation but I think they would break down in the rain but if you fully coated them with cheeze whiz and allowed to dry and age prior to getting wet it might just work, but shoot for cheeze whiz not actually being food it is supper expensive.
2006-09-06 13:17:43 · answer #3 · answered by Knock Knock 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure! It sounds like your in the poor house since you can't pay for actual roofing materials, so if you get desperate and need to eat, you have a perfect meal right above your head.
2006-09-06 13:12:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably not. The birds or squirrels would eat them and then get very sick an puke all over your roof. Funny question, I liked it.
2006-09-06 13:13:04 · answer #5 · answered by makeitright 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you will have a lot of birds and other animals attacking your roof.
2006-09-06 17:22:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, there's no doubt that you won't have to worry about them rotting because you're right, they're not real food. Try marshmallow goo instead.
2006-09-06 13:14:38 · answer #7 · answered by Uncle Joe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe on a doll house but they would attract pests. If you like having a mouse infestation, go for it.
2006-09-06 13:12:03 · answer #8 · answered by Gwen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm noooo but you can try shooting cheeze whiz out your nose
2006-09-06 13:27:18 · answer #9 · answered by theohiolutes25 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, if you live in Candy Land.
2006-09-06 13:10:27 · answer #10 · answered by nic_tammyscott 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋