If I will become a vampire what would be the precautions that I will do so that I can stay longer here on earth because I am too much obsessed to become a vampire.
2006-09-06 06:04:47 · 25 answers · asked by Jcee 1 in Computers & Internet ➔ Internet
Hahahaha!!! Funny, you can start with me, I wanna be too...
Funny
2006-09-06 06:07:03 · answer #1 · answered by TRANSLOPEDIA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good question, Jcee!
I was attacked and killed by a vampire...well, in the movie Vampire Biker Babes, anyway (cyberstreme productions, rated R).
In the sequel I come back as a vampire. So in the sequel, I'll bite you, or get one of my she-vampire friends to bite you if you're a dude.
2006-09-06 13:56:39 · answer #2 · answered by Movie Guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grow a hatred to all sources of light.
Get fangs by a cosmetic dentist.
Learn to drink blood...this may take time because you have to become use to it...usually you vomit at first but if you drink it little by little every day you'll come to enjoy it.
Stay away from garlic for this can kill you.
Endure mental and physical pain...becoming stronger these ways will show you are no mere mortal.
Learn to love the darkness, lock your self in a dark room for hours on end...this will also help make you mentally stronger as drinking blood will make you physically stronger....
2006-09-06 06:11:03 · answer #3 · answered by Laila 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a good book about becoming a vampire, or look for the DVD.
2006-09-06 06:06:44 · answer #4 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AIDS and other diseases would be a big concern if you are trying to become a vampire. Once you are a vampire and you are undead, i suppose that that would not be much of a problem. Until then, be safe.
2006-09-06 06:08:15 · answer #5 · answered by makawao_kane 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
seek counseling because it is not going to happen, vampires are fictional characters made up in movies and story books, there is nothing you can do to stay on this world longer except to eat a healthy and balanced diet and get exercise and drink plenty of water and stay away from ciggarettes and alcohol and other drugs, if you drink blood it will probably make you very sick and it could possibly take years off of your life by doing so because humans weren't meant to ingest blood from other humans
2006-09-06 06:11:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No body is vampire...in this world these all things are virtual and made for the one or the other kind but these things are not as such as you can say you want to be a bill gates because bill gates is truth which is exsisting and seen and touched.....but its not a kind that you can be in.
Its just a character.....which usually used to express the evil people...that's it.
Don't Spoil.....Life !!!
2006-09-06 06:10:22 · answer #7 · answered by Infogle.com 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First you need to find a vampire...I reccomend west Hollywood..I thin Modern day vampires are immune to garlic so you got that going for ya.
2006-09-06 06:06:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bwahahha...Well your just a laughing riot now arent ya funny guy??
lol...See! I knew that I wasnt the only one that prozac wasnt working for either.
May I suggest "How to Become a Vampire for Dummies"?
Oh and rarhodes? The best way through a man's heart is not through his stomach, dear. It's with a steak knife through his chest....LMAO...j/k
2006-09-06 06:06:37 · answer #9 · answered by Cloe 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
go to school to become a phelbotomist :)
thats one of the courses i took through my college education
and was a vampire for a year :)
2006-09-06 06:06:51 · answer #10 · answered by steph 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get exposed to Agent Orange and become a chemically-induced Porphyriac. Or, alternatively, forget about the whole thing and go have a cheeseburger with extra pickles.
2006-09-06 06:07:42 · answer #11 · answered by Harris 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋