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What cant' a guy do after marriage and what he needs to do to keep his wife happy?

2006-09-06 05:53:22 · 12 answers · asked by Armaan 1 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

Something funny

2006-09-06 05:53:43 · update #1

Do's : Call wife up every hr
Dont's Looking at other women

2006-09-06 05:59:26 · update #2

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what he can't do is going f-ing around on her , what he can do is keep f-ing her everywhere

2006-09-06 05:56:52 · answer #1 · answered by Wondering If ? 1 · 0 0

After marriage, lets see...you can't fart or burp at the table anymore unless you want a fight, you can't leave your dirty underwear on the floor for her to pick up, she's not your mother, you can't bring your drunk friends home un-expectedly and tell her to make dinner for them, she not your mother, you can't have female friends, you can't watch the football game in peace, unless you happen to be one of those guys who gets lucky and marries a Giants or Jets fan, you can't wear your underwear two days in a row just because you turned them inside out, she'll be grosssed out by that then sex will be out of the picture.

You can call her for reason, bring her dinner so she doesn't have to cook, ask her to go out WITH you and your friends to watch the game at the bar, but you better stay far away from the single females of the group. You can bring her flowers, tell her she's beautiful and that she's the only woman in the world...if you do all that you can then do her on the kitchen table. Hope that helps.

2006-09-06 13:14:49 · answer #2 · answered by sasha 4 · 0 0

After marriage, he cannot make decisions on his own, cannot pick out his own clothes or shoes, cannot keep his paycheck and of course cannot sleep around. He CAN, let his wife be his stylist, have a say in all decisions, let his wife handle the money and give her plenty of sex!

2006-09-06 12:59:36 · answer #3 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 0 0

A guy can do anything he wants after marriage. However if he is committed to the relationship, he needs to respect his wife and her wishes.

2006-09-06 12:57:29 · answer #4 · answered by Cary Grant 4 · 0 0

Things a guy cant do after marriage ; sleep around
Things a Guy should do after marriage to keep his wife happy; not sleep around

that about covers it

2006-09-06 12:57:00 · answer #5 · answered by greeneyedprincess 6 · 0 0

Since i got hitched I stay home a lot more. I used to like to hit the bars and the clubs but no more. I try to help out around the house and do something nice for her as often as i can, like take her out to eat or take her shopping. Obviously I cant date anymore or stay out all nite or go out of town just like that.

2006-09-06 13:00:29 · answer #6 · answered by tborelli 2 · 0 0

BE A GOOD MAN,NEVER LIE,NEVER PUT ANY1 B4 HER,GIVE HER COMPLIMENTS,TELL HER WHAT SHE MEANS TO U,ALL THE TIME,WOMAN LOVE TO KNOW THEY ARE WANTED AND NEEDED,AND SHOW HER.SURPRISE WITH LIL GIFTS,EVEN A LETTER OR FLOWER,SOMETHING CUTE,JUST LETTING HER KNOW U ARE THINKING OF HER.CALL HER RANDOMLY,A COUPLE TIMES A WEEK FROM WORK,JUST TO SAY U ARE THINKING OF HER.

2006-09-06 13:00:44 · answer #7 · answered by WhyNotMe 6 · 0 0

Be the same guy she married. Don't change.

2006-09-06 13:06:12 · answer #8 · answered by Simply Lovely 6 · 0 0

you won't be have sex much and to keep her happy yes her to death yes dear okay honey lol

2006-09-06 12:57:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

keep surprising her.

2006-09-06 12:57:04 · answer #10 · answered by szfr8l 3 · 0 0

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