You know that scene near the beginning of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" when Indy almost gets crushed by that big boulder? Well, what if that boulder was a big turd instead?
2006-09-06 05:14:11 · 6 answers · asked by andrewtm78 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Maybe he will kill him. Oh that movie I watch when I was a little kid. But I like the movie.
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2006-09-06 05:16:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is an interesting mental excercise you propose. I gave it some thought and my conclusion is that Indy, being a closet fecal-freak, would turn and embrace the coming ball. The ball, however, would be launched into the air when it struck his rigid member--which is unusally large, of course--and land on the slimy guide who stole the idol. Indy would then grab the idol and be off. The guide would be dead, having met a shi**y end, and the movie would continue on as before, but forever lurking underneath would be the fetish.....
2006-09-06 12:21:41 · answer #2 · answered by Alobar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would smell bad when it almost hits him. But I'd be more worried about the creature that created the turd...
2006-09-06 12:20:57 · answer #3 · answered by pvreditor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he could grow organic mushrooms
2006-09-06 12:40:53 · answer #4 · answered by lostsaint69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know it wasn't?
2006-09-06 12:40:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
does it really matter, he escaped anyway.
2006-09-06 12:20:43 · answer #6 · answered by doctor_bee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋