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We have been asking or answering real questions through this site all these days…and either loosing five points or earning ten points (for best answer)…just for a change, I thought to hear Super Fancied answers from you …for which, of course, you will definitely get ten points!

Some samples:

1)New York police arrests Bin Laden.

2)South and North Korea finally merged-thanks to German.

3)Pakistan, religiously, fighting to end terrorism since one month.

4)Indian politicians returned all the money, looted out of the poor men’s perspiration, to Government.

5) LTTE surrounded unconditionally to Sri Lanka Government.

6)British Government returned all the valuables deported to London, including Peacock Thrown, to India.

Some of you may think that NUPAKRY has become mad…don’t think like that… this is just for time pass and our self-satisfaction…. Of course don’t forget the TENNNN POINTTTT.

2006-09-06 05:07:01 · 10 answers · asked by NUPAKRY 6 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

10 answers

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known asCalifornia.

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Baby conceived naturally - - scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

2006-09-06 05:13:57 · answer #1 · answered by JeWelz 2 · 0 0

It's a BABY!!! Shiloh Nouvelle Jolie-Pitt and Sean Preston Spears-Federline announce the birth of baby girl Jaden Ali Jolie-Pitt Spears-Federline.

2006-09-06 12:24:56 · answer #2 · answered by dolphins_chic_69 4 · 0 0

New, Delicious Species Discovered

May 18, 2005 | Issue 41•20

MANAUS, BRAZIL—An international team of scientists conducting research in the Amazon River Basin announced the discovery of a formerly unknown primate species inhabiting a remote jungle area roughly 300 miles from Manaus Monday. According to scientists in Manaus, the new species, Ateles saporis, is "an amazing biological find" and "incredibly delectable."

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A member of Ateles saporis, which scientists say tastes excellent broiled (below).

"We couldn't be more thrilled!" German researcher Dr. Jerome Keller told reporters Tuesday. "Very few scientists are lucky enough to discover a new species, let alone a mammal with a palatability on par with a tender, juicy steak."

"This is a seriously tasty creature," Keller added.

Although the creature resembles a large kitten, as a member of the Ateles genus, it is more closely related to wooly and spider monkeys. Ateles saporis, informally known as the delicacy ape, is a tree-dwelling herbivore that can measure up to a meter from head to tail. The adult delicacy ape weighs between 35 and 40 pounds and tastes wonderful with a currant glaze.

Keller said the new species boasts a gular sac, a distinctive trait that separates it from other species in the Ateles genus.

"The gular sac is a throat pouch that can be inflated, allowing the animal to make loud calls that resonate through the treetops," Keller said. "More importantly, the pouch can be stuffed with nuts or dried fruits prior to roasting."

Biologist Jeanette Bransky, who served as the research team's chief archivist, presented a series of slides showing delicacy apes cavorting in trees, caring for their young, and sitting thinly sliced on a platter next to roasted red potatoes.

"After careful study, we have determined that Ateles saporis is a very insulated species," Bransky said. "All of their food needs are met in the treetops. They're docile, affectionate creatures with a non-competitive social structure. They often sit grooming each other for hours on end, which explains why their meat is so marbled and tender."

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This marks the first primate species discovered since the nearly inedible Arunachal macaque was found in India last year.

"In our studies of the delicacy ape, we have noted several traits, such as play activities, that are almost human," Bransky said. "However, the similarities do not run much deeper than that. Take the loin, for example. Unlike a human's, it's so savory and delicate that it can be eaten just like sashimi."

"Raw or cooked, this species is one of the greatest discoveries of the 21st century," added Bransky, licking her lips.

The team plans to research the species for another two months and then publish its findings in both the International Journal Of Primatology and Bon Appétit.

"We still need to complete an accurate population-density study," Keller said. "We assume that their habitat is limited to the Amazon and that their total number is very small. We need to gather data quickly, as the species is almost certainly facing extinction. I mean, it's that good."

Keller said the discovery of the delicacy ape underscores the importance of protecting delicate ecosystems from mass deforestation.

"The Amazon River Basin boasts the greatest biodiversity in the world, with countless potentially tasty species waiting to be discovered," Keller said. "As for the delicacy ape, I only hope there's something we can do to preserve it. Maybe we can get them to breed in captivity. Generations to come should have the opportunity to enjoy the taste of this majestic creature."

2006-09-06 12:14:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LTTE Leader prabakaran admits that he is gay and hopes to legalize gay marriages if he is allowed to rule the north of sri lanka so he can marry selvam...(in ur dreams praba)

2006-09-07 15:17:41 · answer #4 · answered by lynx_sl 2 · 0 0

Scotland win the world cup LOL

2006-09-06 12:14:43 · answer #5 · answered by HOOPS 7 · 0 0

America CIA admits they did indeed kill JFK because he refused to eat a pastrami sandwich the director made for him.

2006-09-06 12:13:41 · answer #6 · answered by stephaniemariewalksonwater 5 · 1 0

transexual space alien wins Miss USA, then got traded to the Mets.

2006-09-06 12:13:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

42.

2006-09-06 12:12:42 · answer #8 · answered by Moxie1313 5 · 0 0

10 points aint worth readin all that shi*

2006-09-06 12:10:17 · answer #9 · answered by jason6x6x6 3 · 0 0

O.J. SIMPSON ARRESTED FOR MURDER ON HIS EX

2006-09-06 12:12:48 · answer #10 · answered by Dez 6 · 0 0

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