A friend criticised my French grammer today....
Fair enough, it's been three years since I last visited that side of the Channel, but I cannot let this person's insolence go unchecked!
Any suggestions? The best answer must be short, not too offensive, quite comical and simple to remember, if possible.
If you could supply the English translations as well, that would be good! I'd like to know what I'll be getting myself into when I use the insult on my friend....
2006-09-06 04:40:22 · 26 answers · asked by contemplating_monkey 2 in Travel ➔ France ➔ Other - France
In French, not directed towards the French (who are a lovely people....)!
2006-09-06 04:45:46 · update #1
French Swearing English Translation
Va te faire enculer -----Go get fucked up the ***
Ta mere suce des ours dans la foret -------------Your mother sucks bears in the forest
Tu me fais chier -------- You piss me off (lit. You make me ****)
Va te faire foutre! ------Kiss my ***!, Get stuffed!
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Ne joue pas avec moi!-------- Don't mess with me!
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Il délire complètement!------ He's freaking out!
Tu es fou!?--------- Are you crazy!?
Je n'y crois pas à ces conneries ------I'm not buying that bullshit!
Faut péter dans l'eau pour faire des bulles-------- Go to fart in water and make bubbles
Mes affaires font mal au cul --------Mind your own ******* business
Comprend bien, tu parles à un con ------You're so stupid, people pity you
Me faut retourner à la pute qui m'a accouchée-------- Go back to the whore who gave you birth
Tu es fils d'un gay et d'une pute------- Your father is gay and your mother's a whore.
C'est bon de donner le cul pour une demie heure.------- Go and give your *** for a half-hour
Pétasse------ *****/whore
Sais-tu combien de temps ta mère prend pour chier? Neuf mois! ---------Do you know how much time your mother needs to take a ****? Nine months!
Tu es une pute -----You are a ****
Je te pisse en zig-zags au raie de cul!--------------- I piss in zig-zags on your ****-crack!
Ta mere suce le penis d'animaux pour l'argent --------Your mother sucks animal **** for money
c'est quand que tu t'es fait enculé la première fois --------When was the first time you get assfucked ?
Ta mere suce des queues devant le prisu---------- Your mother sucks dick behind the marketplace
Tu preferais pas baiser un cadavre ?------- Do you want to have sex with a cadaver instead ?
Le cerveau il etait en option chez toi -------The brain was optional for you
Ferme ta bouche quand tu parle------- Close your mouth when you're talking ("your mouth stinks")
Parle à ma main ma tete est malade -------Talk to my hand, my head is crazy
Connard---- Jerk, fool
Mange la merde----- Eat ****
Pouffiasse---- Fat bag
Nique ta mère----- **** your mother
Pédé----- ***
Fils de pute---- Son of a *****
Con---- Idiot
Garc----e A bitchy girl
La conasse -----The silly *****
Suce moi et fais moi jouir ------Suck me and make me ***
Cul------ ***
Léchez mon cul------ Lick my ***
Pauvre con----- Poor fool
C'est rien que de la merde------ It's just a bunch of ****
Maudite vache----- Damn cow
Gouine----- Dyke
Va te faire foutre---- Get stuffed
La femme à pedes -----***-hag
Le travesti ----Drag queen
Putain de merde!----- ******* whore
La gouine----- Lesbian
Nique ta mère------ **** your mother
Va te faire enculer!----- Bugger off!
Enculer------ To bugger (lit. inserting in ***)
Enculé de merde ------Shitfucker (lit. One who screws in the ***)
Encule----- Up the ***
Salaud---- Bastard
Salope----- Whore
also:
http://yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au/~mongoose/french/phrases.html
2006-09-07 03:48:58 · answer #1 · answered by LOL 5 · 16⤊ 1⤋
French Insults
2016-10-05 22:21:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Insults In French
2016-12-11 12:22:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here some french insult words by a frenchman !
Connard
Va te faire foutre
Enculé
Couillon
Enfoiré
Petite bite
J'temmerde
Gros con
Hyene putride
Fumier
Etc ...
2006-09-06 07:35:10 · answer #4 · answered by phildor1969 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Speaking French & Loving German Culture!
2016-07-24 08:15:56 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the best answers, search on this site https://shorturl.im/avMfD
tu es (you are... well not you, but just 'you are', ... lol) ... une andouille (stupid person, is actually a kind of saucage) une tête de noeud (stupid person, litterally a knot head) bête comme un chou (be as stupid as a cabbage) un casse-couille (a very annoying person, litterally a nut cracker... the male genital nuts) un boudin (also a kind of saucage, used to talk about an ugly girl) une gourde (is a plant, word used for a girl with two left hands) une lavette (a cleaning cloth, word used for a weak person, with no energy)
2016-04-07 03:44:26 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you want you got a whole of french insults there! http://generateur-insultes.insultezles.com/liste-insultes.php
2013-12-31 16:33:34 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Andouille (funny way to say idiot... air-head)
La bave du crapaud n'atteint pas la blanche colombe (The frog's drewl doesn't reach the white dove... or something like that) hard to remember though and not really an insult... more a classy way to say F you!
2006-09-07 03:25:11 · answer #8 · answered by fifine 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BILOUTE
BI prononce BElong
LOU like LOOser
TE like Take prononce only T not the E.
Biloute is used in the north of france to talk about someone with a little dick. you can't find the translation in dictionnary.
so it's a good insult for you.
you can say : petite biloute or better "tit'biloute" because short
it's funny and sometimes it's not an insult, it's just to tease a good friend.
hope to answer you,
2006-09-06 04:55:50 · answer #9 · answered by michael 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hey everybody !
To complete the phildor1969's list... I'm French too, that's why I know insults ;-)
salaud / pauvre tache / mon cul c'est pas du poulet / ...
Lol
2006-09-07 00:22:46 · answer #10 · answered by thé vert sans sucre 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a shame - normally French people love the English when they try to speak French over there rather than speaking English hoping that someone will understand or know how to speak English!
You must have spoken to a guy who was in a bad modd or something!!
2006-09-06 04:50:42 · answer #11 · answered by Presea 4 · 2⤊ 5⤋