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Do you think he'd get the publicity that Suri Cruise has gotten?
Link to "story" on Yahoo: http://www.yahoo.com/

I sure hope Jesus would get this much attention. If not, something is terribly awry with human beings and their society.

2006-09-06 04:28:26 · 13 answers · asked by Goddess of Nuts PBUH 4 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

Illiria...I'm sorry you cannot process sarcasm.

2006-09-06 04:31:57 · update #1

13 answers

if he came back, I would bow down and kiss his Jerusalem cruisers, but I dont think hes coming

2006-09-06 04:30:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

With the way people are, it is highly possible that Jesus has already returned but is whiling away his time in a padded cell in a mental facility, as this is where anyone claiming to be Jesus would immediately be carted off too.


Now if Jesus had that artist make a bronze statue of something disgusting (though it can't get more disgusting then Brittney Spears giving birth on a bear skin rug and bronzed monster sized sh*t) he'd be sure to be featured on Yahoo!

P.S. Are you an alien? You don't seem to associate yourself "with human beings and THEIR society"

2006-09-06 11:42:47 · answer #2 · answered by jeshzisd 4 · 1 1

If or should be saying when Jesus returns there will be alot of publicity.However noow is the time to be very leary if anyone says i am here or Jesus is over here. The Bible warns that tis will happen and it will not be true. MY husband told me he had heard on the news some guy in Mexico is claiming to be esus and people are believing him. Do not fall for that trap . All will know when Jesus has returned there wi be know doubt.

2006-09-06 11:43:03 · answer #3 · answered by wolfy1 4 · 1 0

Awww. You poor thing... No one sent you the memo yet?

Something HAS been terribly wrong with humanity and society for a very long time.

I believe it started with the murder of President Kennedy. I think that marks the last time anyone ever really gave a rats as*s about anything on a national level that didn't have to do with a celebrity.

2006-09-06 11:31:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

when the Lord comes back to the Mt of Olives nobody will care about newspapers and clippings...i never go to links Time consuming

2006-09-06 11:31:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

World is not read for the coming of the Lord

2006-09-06 11:31:08 · answer #6 · answered by babo1dm 6 · 1 0

I am a stromg christian and i really don't know if he would like all of the publicity. And when people looked at the paper and saw him...would they belive?

2006-09-06 11:32:34 · answer #7 · answered by green_eyed_goddess 1 · 1 0

Comparing Suri Cruise to Jesus is so ****** up. I mean really get a life.

2006-09-06 11:30:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 4

I'm not sure. How worried are his parents about being outdone by Brangelina?

2006-09-06 11:38:09 · answer #9 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 1 0

Oh! he would get attention alright but we humans, with our attention spans, would ignore him after afew days.

2006-09-06 11:32:45 · answer #10 · answered by dragon 5 · 1 0

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