They both have benefits ...
Jesus says he will give me everything after I die.
Satan says he will give me everything now.
Also I could start worshiping a guy named Stan...
2006-09-06 04:14:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Unlike Jesus and Satan - Stan probably exists. Look, do you want to gamble with your life? You have no idea what's beyond life and what this so called lover of whores Jesus promised. However, you can see, hear, and touch what is here now. So why gamble on something that might not be there. Honestly, you probably have better chance of winning lotto. So I vote for Stan.
2006-09-06 04:24:43 · answer #1 · answered by rab2344 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot to include Angelina Jolie. Seems like she's the one that gets worshipped the most these days, along with Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston.. Brittany Spears should be on the list too. Linday Lohan is worshipped by many these days too as is, of course, JLo.
2006-09-08 08:33:17 · answer #2 · answered by Bronweyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.
The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of God plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.
Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.
Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.
Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.
Love and blessings
don
2006-09-09 07:06:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus. It will pay off when u die. If u worship the devil and get every thing he promises u now, you'll go to he!! for selling your soul to him to get these things now. You'll burn forever and ever. Honestly read a book called the BIBLE!!!!
2006-09-06 10:34:56 · answer #4 · answered by Jay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not even funny! Think about spending ETERNITY in the worst turmoil and pain forever. Your time on this life is only mere seconds compared to what you will endure in Hell.
2006-09-06 04:33:02 · answer #5 · answered by carol m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus of course.
2006-09-06 04:28:49 · answer #6 · answered by John G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Decisions,decisions!!
2006-09-06 04:20:24 · answer #7 · answered by frz101 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick with jesus
2006-09-06 04:18:56 · answer #8 · answered by Cheesy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you mean you don't believe that their both Celebrities, Heinz M???
"... for the world is a stage..."
I don't know what YOU should do.
I believe in neither?
I don't know stan.
so therefore I am unqualified to tell you what to do as well...
must be one of the lessor know celebrities...
but, based solely upon you question, I believe that he exist.
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2006-09-06 07:09:24 · answer #9 · answered by DM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may not be aware of it but you are always worshipping one of them.
2006-09-06 04:21:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋