2006-09-06 04:12:07 · 20 answers · asked by careercriminal 1 in Computers & Internet ➔ Programming & Design
If you have Windows go into the C drive and into the subdirectories "system" and "system32" and delete all the files especially the ones with the dll extensions. That'll screw it up good.
2006-09-06 04:15:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok there are many ways to handle this, and i dont know where to begin. Ok take it to the nearest railroad tracks that is heavily used by trains and leave it there so a train can destroy it.
The next thing you can do istake it sky diving with you watch it hit the ground like a huge bomb.
Or you can do take a hammer and your pc and take it to the basement and rip off the cover to the tower and start bashing everything. It is highly recommended as a stress reliever.
Or you can take it out to a training Base for the Air force and let them blow it up with their missles.
Or get the navy to do it by taking it out to the middle of the ocean and dropping it and tell them to fire the torpedo's.
Or you can get the army's tanks to do it.
Or even better take it out to the back yard and start a fire and throw it in.
Or you can get your pc and put it right behind your car and run it over and over again.
Or my personal favorite tie it to the space shuttle and launch it into space.
Or you can do this get the fire department's high pressure hose and put your pc up against the wall and let the water fly.
And finally go to a chemical plant and put your pc into hydrocloric acid for a very long time till nothing is left.
2006-09-06 11:32:31 · answer #2 · answered by wiz_on_line 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You will need alot of tools for this project. The tools you need are as follows. Acouple of screwdrivers a crowbar, a tire iron, and my favorite a hammer. First thing you must do is turn off the power to your pc and move it out to the center of the room. The second thing you will need to do is take your tire iron and screwdrivers and pry open the tower. Dont be gentle when doing this, the computer wont die that easy. After that is done you will need to take your screw driver and hammer and start pounding new codes on your hard drive. dont be gentle when doing this, nothing will go wrong when doing this process. After that is done take your hammer and gently tap your mother board to make sure it is in working order. After that is done you need to check your video and sound cards. Take your tire iron and hammer and hit them with mild force. After that is done put your tower back together by pounding the cover back on with your hammer with alot of force. There you go your done and you have the codes for your problem on your hard drive. if the pc does start back up get in to the bios reset everything there by hitting the page down key then hit the esc key then f10 to save save settings and restart if it can Problem solved have fun.
2006-09-06 11:20:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Uninstall all antivirus and internet security programs.
The crash will only take about 5 seconds thereafter.
2006-09-06 11:26:40 · answer #4 · answered by Yentl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run every installed program at the same time. If that doesn't crash it, run multiple instances of every program.
2006-09-06 11:18:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drive it down a windy twisty road really fast on a rainy night with the head lites off
2006-09-06 11:16:09 · answer #6 · answered by eastern_mountain_outdoors 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
With your level of ambition, drive and intelligence, I'd say just keep using it and something will come up eventually! Did you all just escape the nut hatch or what?
2006-09-06 11:36:08 · answer #7 · answered by griz803 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Delete some system files
2006-09-06 11:20:33 · answer #8 · answered by Luay14 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
three ways
burn the hard drive(i mean really burn it)
throw it from a high story building
and/or infect it with some unhealable virus
2006-09-06 11:19:18 · answer #9 · answered by Eug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drop it from a 5th story window.
2006-09-06 11:13:30 · answer #10 · answered by Yoi_55 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋