My wife asked for a dildo. I brought her lots of cucumbers from my vegie patch. They were of all imagineable sizes. She threw them at me and then left me. I can't afford to buy her a dildo. What can I do?
I am waiting for another day and then file papers to divorce her. What do think if that should be my proper action?
2006-09-06 03:41:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
hm.. Do u love her? how much it cost to divorce her? how much is cost for dildo? im sure dildo cheaper then divorce.
Good luck
2006-09-06 03:45:55 · answer #1 · answered by tony887812 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That is mean! Find the money even if you have to borrow it and say you're sorry! This is not a good enough reason to divorce your wife! Play with her, love her, support her!
Find the money now! Cash in your bottels, take something you don't use to the pawn shop b/c man if she's asking for something like this it will be getting used, how, can you loss? Be a man walk in there like you own the place and ask them if they gift wrap just do it and stop looking for excuses! Get a job if you don't already have one!
She had a right to get mad at you deal, with it it was your mistake, have some compassion!
2006-09-06 03:53:14 · answer #2 · answered by sophia_of_light 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
if you cannot afford $30 for a dildo...that may be the real reason she left...ask yourself...Am i financially stable? Also you must consider why she was asking for one in the first place. Are you performing at the level she needs? Dildos range from under $10 to hundreds of dollars. start off cheap and work your way up...good luck
2006-09-06 03:47:17 · answer #3 · answered by annakburke 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you're a complete jerk.
using PRODUCE can cause infections, and they shouldn't be inserted into anyone's vagina. It can be very dirty and unhealthy, and the objects are NOT MEANT for sexual contact.
I don't think this stupid argument is something to divorce over, but it sounds like you aren't mature enough to handle marriage. You might be doing her a favor by leaving her and letting her find a mature man to spend her life with.
2006-09-06 03:59:12 · answer #4 · answered by KB 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL THAT IS A STUPID REASON TO GET A DIVORCE.
U R GOING TO WASTE MORE MONEY ON A DIVORCE THAN ON GETTING HER THAT DILDO.
IF SHE WANTS A DILDO GIVE HER THE DAMN DILDO
2006-09-06 03:48:24 · answer #5 · answered by JAZY 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How can you aford to file for divorce but can't buy a dildo?Did she hurt your itty-bitty feelings for asking for a man made penis?Well if your that shallow move on.
2006-09-06 03:46:15 · answer #6 · answered by master_der_man 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i wood yes becase if you not pleaseing her sexualy she need to move on i think it is wrong for a women to dp that to a man if
she doese not went you or she is not happy anymore she need to
find some one who will make her happy and you happy i think what
she is doing to you is worng to man it like a slap in the face win she tell you you are no longer pleaseing in the bed room
2006-09-06 03:56:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you jealous of a couple of batteries?
throwing cucumbers huh? sure sounds like a jerry springer show to me...
ever considered counseling?
2006-09-06 03:47:17 · answer #8 · answered by Emily 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cancel the gay mans guide to better sex month you get . and go buy her a dildo
2006-09-06 03:44:25 · answer #9 · answered by Wondering If ? 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't know...I'm sorry you guys didn't have a "cucumber party" though. That would have been good times...
Good luck.
2006-09-06 03:45:16 · answer #10 · answered by martin h 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋