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2006-09-06 03:06:26 · 26 answers · asked by jewels 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

26 answers

No one can afford you.

2006-09-06 03:08:33 · answer #1 · answered by McAtterie 6 · 4 0

David Letterman posted Top Ten reason's you can't get a date

#10 You're a vampire and kill them beforehand
# 9 No one wants to go cow tipping with you
#8 Having your dad drive is really not cool
#7 Hairy Armpits
#6 You lost me at "Show me the money"
#5 3 nipples
#4 flatulance
#3 you're having the painters in. ( that's a poetic way of saying "riding the cotton pony"
#2 Your 8:30 pm curfew
and
the #1 reason.........your brother is cuter than you are


*not meant as an insult, just being funny

2006-09-06 20:56:43 · answer #2 · answered by offline 2 · 0 0

Er how about 10/9/06 there you can have that date.

2006-09-06 10:27:47 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Judging by your picture I'd say because your left breast is noticeably larger than your right breast. You need an updated hair-do too. Aside from those observations maybe it is just because Mr. Ed already has a girlfriend.

2006-09-06 13:35:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hey- I just realized that you are just doing this for laughs, aren't you? Sorry about my other snappy answers- I honestly thought you were just full of yourself....
Anyway, the world needs a sense of humor, so have fuN!

2006-09-06 11:15:11 · answer #5 · answered by ashcatash 5 · 0 0

why r u asking that if in another question some one else asked u said u get everything with ur good looks...

2006-09-06 10:26:39 · answer #6 · answered by Pinkie 2 · 0 0

It's probably the Mullet!

2006-09-06 12:09:02 · answer #7 · answered by The Flashman 4 · 0 0

buy a calendar, it will give you all the dates you need

2006-09-06 20:06:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

maybe because you haven't:
~ asked anyone out
~ asked out the right person (someone who's available, interested...)
~ asked the right question(s) in the right tone-of-voice (as in - with confidence)...

2006-09-06 10:16:09 · answer #9 · answered by Kitten2 6 · 0 0

Smiles wickedly... sexy lady just say yessssssssssss!
(call me 1-800-867-5309)

2006-09-07 09:12:35 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

maybe u dont give electric or maybe people dont understand it, one day it will happen and u will be very happy, be positive

2006-09-06 10:15:33 · answer #11 · answered by sweetmanwithpower 1 · 0 0

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