if u were gona kill someone how would u do it?

Question

not being serious, but what r some inventive ways to kill somebody.
i might.. give them distilled water and nothing else for 4 days, the pure water would enter the brain cells, unable to realease, the cells would puff up and explode and the person would die.
or, i would forcibly give them cpr which stops the heart if its beating.
or i would pump air into their veins until they poped

Answer 1

I would talk them to death. I would follow them around all day talking to them...until it killed them. Not a pleasant way to go I can assure you.

Answer 2

You DO know that a couple of these won't work, right?

Actually, I don't think ANY of them would work in real life.

The distilled water bit- never heard that one before and it does not make a ton of sense.

CPR is not dangerous to do on a reasonably healthy heart- you might introduce a flutter and a lot of pain, but probbaly not kil the guy- remember, even if you DID stop it, the next few compressions are just as likely to start it again.

The air bit would be an air embolism which does not work quite as described.

Answer 3

Small dosage of strychnine over a long period of time- enough to cause excruciating pain but not enough to kill immediately

Answer 4

Just drive them crazy.

Answer 5

dude, you are psycho. one of those weirdos who probably sit around all night thinking up new ways, terrible ways, of killing people. wow, are your parents impressed?

i am.
=)

Answer 6

What part of philosophy does this cover?

Answer 7

So THAT'S how you become a pope??!! Hmm.... i learn something new everyday!

Answer 8

Well, you established that you know little about physiology.

Answer 9

bad poetry.