It's a real Houdini so it won't get caught. The only problem I have is it's lack of thumbs.
2006-09-06 01:04:30 · 35 answers · asked by Rox 4 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
bluesky: grow up please
2006-09-06 01:07:40 · update #1
You are going to need a crew, at least 6 hamsters to work a job like that, and you will need an "in", try getting one of the hamsters a job with the bank as a cleaner, they can gather information (vault location, security shift paterns). you are gonna need shooters, but if its done right nobody needs to get hurt. Hamsters are natural diggers but they cant go through concrete, so plan all of your routes above ground.
The most important thing i can tell you is: "only use hamsters you can trust", I learnt that one the hard way
2006-09-06 01:21:49 · answer #1 · answered by bohbag2000 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ask Woody Allen, he's about the size of a hamster, oh, no, wait, he didn't actually manage to rob the bank in Take the Money and Run.. Sorry, don't know. Maybe you could just train it to drive the getaway car?
2006-09-06 01:18:07 · answer #2 · answered by J C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First you are going to have to tiny fake thumbs.They are tiny so a triple A battery should be able to control them. Get the local blue prints to the bank.Spread them on the floor.Have him memorize the floor plan of the bank.I would use treats to bribe him.Then slowly work in the thumbs.Buy those tiny little banks built like vaults for kids and start there and work your way up as he gets greater control of fake thumbs.
2006-09-06 01:11:50 · answer #3 · answered by stephaniemariewalksonwater 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok..Listen very very carefully...
Tell your hamster to gather up about five of its old buddies..
Draw up an elaborate plan for the bank job.
Get a couple of Mini Morris cars and soup them up
Get your hamster a nice snazzy leather jacket
or in a nutshell...
Make the hairy rat watch 'The Italian Job' !
2006-09-06 01:13:50 · answer #4 · answered by Red R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should have gone for a more intelligent animal like a weasel, fox or even a rat - but hamsters are nororiously bad at robbing banks - you need only look at their poor success rate ( 0%)
2006-09-06 01:12:06 · answer #5 · answered by big pup in a small bath 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'd have to start out small, local post offices and stuff like that. You will need a really small pair of tights to go over his head and a custom built sorn off.
Get him to do a 'reccy' the day before to id where the cameras then teach him to speak like Ray Winstone.
Shouldn't have too many problems after that.
2006-09-06 01:18:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enrol him into the royal marine commandos, very tough training, he will be a ninja hamster by the time he graduates!!!
May need to enlist the help of a good tailor to make his disguise outfit so that he can't be identified.
2006-09-06 01:12:02 · answer #7 · answered by dancingleigh32 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he could do with an accomplice, I mean if you could find a spare elephant, let him lose in town and as all attention is turned on him then Hammi can act undetected. Is he trained in explosives or is he using purely magical tricks?
2006-09-06 01:38:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if tales from the riverbank had a hamster capable of operating a diving bell im sure your hamsters should have no trouble knocking over a bank
2006-09-06 01:15:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make hime watch "A fish called Wanda" a 1000 times.
2006-09-06 01:08:14 · answer #10 · answered by Walter W. Krijthe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋