i live in mexico, i moved from the us, and i truly love my goat, what should i do?
2006-09-06 00:58:57 · 25 answers · asked by whynotaskadolphdon 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
why buy the milk when you can marry it
2006-09-06 01:00:31 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goat ahead and marry the little guy. At least your grocery bill won't be too high. Goat's love to eat garbage and tin cans.
2006-09-06 08:01:40 · answer #2 · answered by PRQ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why get married? Marriage these days never lasts no matter how much you love your spouse. Just shack up with the goat...when you get tired of her nagging, just kick her hill billy a** to the curb....
2006-09-06 08:02:03 · answer #3 · answered by WonderTwit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If u love ur goat it doesnt mean u have to get married to keep it with u. It can stay with u any way....no one is stopping .Think practical bfore u do anything.
2006-09-06 08:04:05 · answer #4 · answered by twity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't see why you can't. Goats are great in bed. No worse than 2 men marrying each orther.
2006-09-06 08:03:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have a private and intimate wedding, as most likely the church will not allow your goat inside. it would suck to wait outside during your own wedding, right? you can invite many of the other farm animals and maybe even some wild animals if they are not too wild. get a preacher from one of those mail away minister programs, and you're all set. i wish you much happiness.
2006-09-06 08:02:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
just continue to love him and treat him well. you can make some documents similar to those lawful ones yourself. You can also invite your friends and family to join the wedding if they agree with your marriage. Invite some of his goat's friends as well, otherwise he may not be happy.
2006-09-06 08:03:26 · answer #7 · answered by Sandy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why even marry? Just shag the living daylights out of her. Then you can see other goats on the side....
2006-09-06 08:01:06 · answer #8 · answered by Sexy_Momma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest start a goat farm so you have your choice and create a harem..
2006-09-06 08:05:26 · answer #9 · answered by JoeP 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is your pet be HAPPY that you have a animal that you love,go find a person to marry.
2006-09-06 08:02:23 · answer #10 · answered by suezekickboxer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think you can marry a animal by law maybe you can do your own ceremony between the 2 of you good luck
2006-09-06 08:04:13 · answer #11 · answered by teresa d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋