Also, if you have any information regarding purchasing and maintaining a barge pole (ten-foot plus only please!) that would be great too.
2006-09-06 00:15:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well if you head down to the barge pole district you will find a few places that sell pure quality mate. There is, 'Paulies Discount Poles' on the corner of 3rd street. Across the street from that is, 'Pole-tergist'. Then last but certainly my favorite one stop shop for poles, 'Ride my Pole' which is the last shop on 2nd avenue. I just bought this brilliant oak barge pole and it is now the pride of my collection, I have over eleventeen dozen all together now!!
Just yesterday I came across this 25 foot dead giant so I went directly home and and grabbed my new Oak beauty. I spent 7 of the best hours of my life poking this bastard with my new pole!!
As for my list of what I would not touch...
Well there is really nothing... Have you ever gone poking things with your barge pole??? Everything is fun to poke, in fact, some may say it is my real reason for living. They are to me what the light saber is to Obi-Wan...
''MAY THE POLE BE WITH YOU''
PoIsOn MuNkEy
2006-09-06 02:19:11 · answer #1 · answered by no munkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. A stingray
2. Elizabeth Taylor
3. any vegetable medley containing lima beans
4. Steve Irwin
5. the collected works of Harold Robbins
7. Eric Fromm and his Band of Merry Radical Humanists
8. Cheez Whiz
9. a low-priced hooker
10. a barge
I think Polson Monkey has some good ideas on where to find them, although I'd avoid "Ride my Pole".....they're WAY overpriced, the quality isn't that great, and they're really really pushy....the guy kept wanting me to try out the pole in a special "VIP" room.....creepy.
To maintain your barge pole....Crisco. Lots and lots of Crisco.
2006-09-06 10:36:19 · answer #2 · answered by bunjibear777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure I could lift a 10' barge pole so the question is moot.
2006-09-06 07:48:36 · answer #3 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm where to start :
suicide bombers
a corpse
chicken ala king (its a meal...)
ANY political leader
...
(cant think of much now)
2006-09-06 07:20:15 · answer #4 · answered by Jazz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an eleven foot barge
2006-09-06 07:17:39 · answer #5 · answered by cwfraggle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are to many to list
2006-09-06 09:07:36 · answer #6 · answered by sunflowerlizard 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't touch:
a fish (i hate them)
oysters
a skunk
a bull (too close for comfort)
my boss
my sister's man
2006-09-06 11:37:39 · answer #7 · answered by deet deet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A terrorest
2006-09-06 07:22:40 · answer #8 · answered by joeydelponte 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't touch:
-Cockroaches
-Wasps
-Anybody but my bf's willy.
-Rotting potatoes (that smell is gruesome)
-The sun
-A bungee jump cord (no way!!)
To purchase one, try this out:
www.halfbakery.com/idea/Pocket
_20Retractible_20Barge_20Pole
Hope I helped!
2006-09-06 07:25:01 · answer #9 · answered by Krissyinthesun 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You.
2006-09-06 07:17:35 · answer #10 · answered by NecropolisXR 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋