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These Latter Day Saints keep bothering my wife and we have told these dipshits numerous times to stay the ***** away.

2006-09-05 23:04:11 · 12 answers · asked by Lothario 1 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

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get a sign that says NO Solicitors that should keep them away. good luck

2006-09-05 23:16:14 · answer #1 · answered by kelsey 5 · 0 3

dude there is nothing worse than being hung over on a sat.morning and you think it one of your friends or the package you've been waiting for at the door,hoping to see the fed ex man instead its some Jehovah's witness i don't speak English usually works and Ive tried being nice now i just slam the door i don't go to there house and push my religion on them.i was told to get a no tress passing sign (not no soliciting) hee hee I'm going to get one that says trespassers will be shot.......there are not trying to sell something so no soliciting wont work.

2006-09-05 23:19:04 · answer #2 · answered by nicole l 4 · 0 0

You might threaten them bodily harm so they mark a note in their books to not call on you or you will hurt the next one that shows up...i think there is a protocol for that, or put a sign on your door that says no mormons or any other religion you don't want knocking...that has helped some folks too. However, I like the threatening one. My ex in-laws were all mormons....eek.

2006-09-05 23:14:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1 1

I know this isn't exactly an honest thing to do but I will tell you my story. My sister in law apparently had religious people come to her door a lot and so she finally told them that she was illiterate and they finally left her alone. ( apparently the word got out that she had claimed to be illiterate and they left her alone). Good luck

2006-09-05 23:18:40 · answer #4 · answered by mcbaby98284 1 · 0 1

Yes but in will need a donation for the little paper book I have here.

2006-09-05 23:25:58 · answer #5 · answered by Mit 4 · 0 0

I have a sign in my yard we shoot every third missionary, the second just left, they stay away

2006-09-05 23:36:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have looked at your questions and have come to the conclusion that you are not telling the truth on any other question so my conclusion is you are not being truthful on this one either.

2006-09-08 18:03:42 · answer #7 · answered by # one 6 · 0 0

put up a no trespassing sign tell them if they come back tell them that they are trepassing and if they don't leave that your going to call the law on them then tell no never come back..

2006-09-06 15:18:39 · answer #8 · answered by Ms. Rockstar 3 · 0 0

U are going at it the wrong way. Get your bible out and start preaching to them. They don't like that.

2006-09-05 23:10:20 · answer #9 · answered by Sarcastic Sid 4 · 0 2

statr trying to convert them

2006-09-05 23:42:22 · answer #10 · answered by narcisiusmalfoy 1 · 0 0

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