Residential strength, perhaps?
2006-09-05 22:54:57 · 29 answers · asked by Rox 4 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
You have upset patriot the tosser you naughty naughty girl. I try asnd talk them into converting to catholocism, really confuses them.
2006-09-06 01:00:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Alligators are useful for getting rid of the larger type of pests and cold callers. There is no implication that Mormons are any worse or better than any other cold callers like TV Licence Inspectors (for a poll tax collected in England on behalf of the state broadcasting media empire called the BBC).
Alligators do not disciminate though. They are generalist predators.
Eating the Census Man might be illegal. Technically in England, such alien critters may require a licence, but I hear they are native in America, so they are probably OK ???
2006-09-05 23:11:57 · answer #2 · answered by Perseus 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give in without struggle. I am going to my mormon Church on Sunday just to see what it's all about. Those young Elders are very politite and I am going to the Mormon church as a penance for all the horrible thins I said about george W. Bush, Dick Cheyney and 'Donald the duckDumbsfelt'
2006-09-05 23:23:04 · answer #3 · answered by olayinka o 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some of my family live in an area with many mormons. My uncle likes to brew his own beer. He planted hops in front of his house. Now, after the neighbors found out what it was and what it's for, they don't come over any more. Try it.
2006-09-05 23:02:51 · answer #4 · answered by jeffma807 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Usually if you are polite and tell them "I'm not interested in what you're selling" they get the point. And then, close the door. Don't allow yourself to be engaged in conversation; after all, it's your house and your door, you have the say on whom you open it to.
A Rottweiler on a short leash helps too. If you hold his head up he will salivate and growl because he's uncomfortable, and you can say, "Look, gotta go--not sure I can hold him and he doesn't like you."
2006-09-06 00:24:34 · answer #5 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a black marker and a large piece of white cardboard and some string. Tie the cardboard to your front door and write on it with the marker, F. OFF MORMON!
2006-09-06 05:50:25 · answer #6 · answered by Princess415 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I assume you are talking about the missionaries that go door-to-door. All you have to do is say no. They may ask one or two more times, but most aren't that pushy. Just say you are happy the way you are and good bye.
2006-09-06 08:35:56 · answer #7 · answered by Senator John McClain 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Home and garden? Just don't answer the door when they come around. Put a sign up that you don't want any solicitors, or a beware of dog sign.
2006-09-06 00:37:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you did that person is about to make a fortune,shall have to try and brew somthing up in my labatory MMM.
You could just try and tell them to f***off but they cant help being so nice.
2006-09-05 23:06:47 · answer #9 · answered by crazybob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi i have a great mormon repellent i call tike and tia they are my japanese akitas they also very good at getting rid of any other unwanted callers
2006-09-05 23:01:24 · answer #10 · answered by tony w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let them know that you would listen to their beliefs if they allow you to do a tarot reading for them. I guarantee you they will flee. It works for Jevohah Witnesses also. I know since I've done it before.
The Mormoms will leave you along if you ask them. They are pretty nice and don't want to offend you. As for the other group, OMG (G is for goodness not god).
2006-09-05 23:05:00 · answer #11 · answered by Laughing Libra 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋