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My best one involves a cheating ex-girlfriend. I got even with her by sleeping with her mom and letting her catch us the next day.

2006-09-05 22:53:37 · 7 answers · asked by Wonder Weirdo 3 in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

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Steve Job's come back into Apple. Can't remember the title, something like Unofficial Steve Job or something.

2006-09-05 22:56:37 · answer #1 · answered by ♪♫♪Isaac♪♫ 3 · 0 0

Someone said she found out her boyfriend was cheating on her. She said she took his toothbrush and scrubbed her butthole with it. She said a little "*** juice would serve him right." She didn't even let him know she did it (a Scorpio). Could you imagine if he got e coli. He probably would have sued a resturant when it was her butt (no pun intended) who caused it.

Ooo, I have another. Someone told me that a secretary found out she was being laid off. She was in charge of the Xmas party for the company. She ordered all the catering, but canceled the venue. The night of the party the caterers delivering the food and guest went to the venue but none of them could get in. Can you believe the company did the same thing the next year to the person who told me the story and she said she did the same thing the previous secretary did.

2006-09-06 05:57:42 · answer #2 · answered by Laughing Libra 6 · 1 1

I was being treated badly by a company that I worked for. We shipped boxes of small parts(nuts and bolts.) I gave my weeks notice, and on my last day I went around the warehouse with a knife and cut the bottoms of the boxes out, held my hand under them and slipped them back on the shelf. I also disregarded the packing lists to the shipments I was packing and just put anything in the mailing boxes. Normally I wouldn't do this, but they were really mean to me.

2006-09-06 05:58:51 · answer #3 · answered by starrynight1 7 · 2 0

You want to get back at some one. take magazine subscription mailers out of all the magazines at a store that has tons of them. Fill them out in the name of the person you want to get back at. for the next several months, they will be getting dozens of dozens of mags they didn't want. And have to go through the trouble of canceling the subscriptions to stop all the billing notices.

2006-09-06 06:59:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

your face is good for a horror movie poster

2006-09-06 05:55:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Quagmire says to that "Alllllllriiiight!"

2006-09-06 05:54:30 · answer #6 · answered by gallow 5 · 0 0

look for something positive

2006-09-06 06:06:42 · answer #7 · answered by Kehgohar R 4 · 0 1

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