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This is something that just crossed my mind once I found out about people dying from autoerotic asphyxiation. But I also heard that Elvis was found dead while on the toilet. So, use your imagination for this! The most creative response gets the points!

2006-09-05 22:26:31 · 11 answers · asked by Redeemer 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

OK lemme add something to the mix: the cause of death has to be plausible, plus it would have to be pitiful when the loved ones find out how they died.

Ex: "Oh, he died of trying to pleasure himself. Too bad he could never find someone that would love him."

2006-09-05 22:41:30 · update #1

11 answers

Ok, you slip and fall from the bathtub into the toilet, can't get out and drown. They find you with your head in the toilet, dead. Oh, and you had also just pooped in there, so you died on your own poop. WELL, YOU ASKED FOR IT.

2006-09-05 22:37:49 · answer #1 · answered by shardf 5 · 1 0

Imagine spending your career wrestling with crocodiles & poisonous snakes and then getting pierced by a normally docile Stingray whose mildly toxic barb is the size of a steaknife. Rest In Peace Steve Irwin.

2006-09-05 22:32:03 · answer #2 · answered by JVHawai'i 7 · 1 1

Dying without even fighting. A great waste after all those years and effort of living, IMO.

2006-09-05 22:40:38 · answer #3 · answered by Bummerang 5 · 0 0

you lose an incredible amount of weight through diet and exercise then choke on a scalding hot s'more out in yard by the burn barrel.

2006-09-06 16:27:04 · answer #4 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0 0

hmm how about knocking yourself unconscious close to the beach,to fall on a little puddle,knocked out, to drown in,while you have the whole ocean right next to you.lol

2006-09-05 22:30:36 · answer #5 · answered by super_6ix_4our 3 · 1 0

Beating your meat would have to rank up there. But so would Having a Gerbil stuck up your behind when you kick it. (Thank you Richard Gere! Though he didn't die.).

2006-09-05 22:30:09 · answer #6 · answered by Dawg Vader 3 · 1 0

Without a CLUE! (also the most embarrasing way to live!)

2006-09-05 22:30:48 · answer #7 · answered by Suspended 6 · 1 0

Dying of heart attack during sexual intercourse with a prostitute with your penies stuck inside the vagina.

2006-09-05 22:30:42 · answer #8 · answered by Scouser7674 4 · 0 1

on the toilet

2006-09-05 22:32:43 · answer #9 · answered by Yahoo 6 · 1 0

drowning in a naked jell wrestling competition

2006-09-05 22:30:15 · answer #10 · answered by zak h 1 · 0 0

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