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President Bush, Dick Cheney and Nancy Pelosi are all meeting inside my head and arguing about politics. What can I do to get them out?

2006-09-05 22:08:12 · 20 answers · asked by bipolar and lovin it 2 in Social Science Psychology

20 answers

Have sex with Nancy Pelosi.

2006-09-05 22:13:50 · answer #1 · answered by Chuck Dhue 4 · 1 0

Create a door in your head. Put a sign on it that says "Kings of the World." Take them to the door. Show them how to use it. Then lock the door. Take off the sign. Make the door go away. Give yourself some peace.

2006-09-06 05:18:16 · answer #2 · answered by expatturk 4 · 0 0

Give Cheney a shot gun and watch them all run for the hills.

2006-09-06 05:14:16 · answer #3 · answered by dipydoda 3 · 1 0

Tell them "HEY! If you are going to be in my head arguing all the time, why not make it to where I don't have to pay taxes anymore!" Good luck with that.

2006-09-06 08:59:26 · answer #4 · answered by gin 4 · 0 0

politics is some serious matter. why not try get another set of meeting? maybe with Owen Wilson or Jim Carrey

2006-09-06 05:20:26 · answer #5 · answered by xen 2 · 0 0

Read a book... Personally, I think Harry Potter has great re-readability. Every once in a while, they're always good for another read...

2006-09-06 05:25:31 · answer #6 · answered by RED MIST! 5 · 0 0

I met Richard Nixon once.

Do you like Ramen Noodles? They are easy to cook.

The cops kicked me in the face one day.

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2006-09-06 05:14:39 · answer #7 · answered by Whatever 2 · 0 0

Try some back yoga medication techniques, and if this doesn't work, than read one of Yogi Barrie's books.

2006-09-06 05:18:17 · answer #8 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0 0

Get your head out of your rear end and use that fecal mater you call a brain.

2006-09-07 02:36:14 · answer #9 · answered by Red Yeti 5 · 0 0

Daily if you only think about them u will only get such dreams .u better go on thinking about love to each and every one like dad mom friend god etc you will always visualise those which u will like .

2006-09-06 05:14:42 · answer #10 · answered by Bhahagyam 4 · 0 0

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