if you ask a question with something I can work with I will answer accordingly but Im not feeling my comedic zen when reading your question - so I guess I will have to work this on my own - Please do not put hand dishwashing soap into the dishwasher it doesnt work the way dishwasher soap works all I know is there was an incident at my house that involved a happy cat and lots of bubbles. oh and trust me on the sunscreen-
best I could do when Im not feeling especially witty but true story by the way
2006-09-05 21:16:47
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answer #1
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answered by simplehoneylove 3
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LOL your Nuts -
Ok here goes
You are a PINK TWEETY from the planet BOOBINATOR3000
you drive in a Galacticar in the putrid shade of Woozle Boogers Green
You are in LOVE with Oprah Winfrey & you want squeeze her mommy bags right in front of Stedman - You think she is HOTTER than Angelina Jolie & you dont care who knows it
Last night you became the first man on earth to become Pregnant - -the baby's mother is Carol Burnette
I havent slept in 2 days -this is what the result is
2006-09-05 21:17:08
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answered by Photogra-mama 4
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Because the world is falling to pieces, and it is making everybody miserable. The extremists are trying to force us to abandon our way of life, religion, customs and traditions through intimidation, and the politically correct brigade ban us from saying anything in case it offends, plus the litigation brigade prevent us from doing anything fun in case someone gets hurt, so there is nothing left to smile about.....
2006-09-05 21:13:55
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answered by Anonymous
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In this tension filled world, people worry more and in the bargain have forgotten how to laugh or appreciate a good joke.
Your question is not funny, how do you expect a funny answer. You ask serious question, you get serious answer!
2006-09-05 21:13:37
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answered by fitasfiddle 4
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because of the fact unlike contained in the previous human beings are not being knowledgeable lots yet now with on the instant's practise less costly or loose we study to be mature. i used to be humorous a-hollow and human beings get annoyed of me yet then I replaced, I lost my ninety% funniness. Poppy is sweet, you have been putting around with uninteresting human beings.
2016-09-30 09:36:07
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answer #5
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answered by ? 4
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Most of the people are busy. Or have lost a loved one, you do not know their problems. So how can they smile? I bet that you have hard times or feel selfdepress. Do you feel like smiling?
2006-09-05 21:14:59
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answer #6
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answered by alfonso 5
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The politically correct murdered, I mean, "euthanized" our national sense of humor.
2006-09-06 21:25:15
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answered by Anonymous
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leave the poor schwoogies alone
2006-09-05 21:16:08
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answered by middleshoes 3
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Something funny
Did i win?
2006-09-05 21:09:08
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answered by whitebeanner 4
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how come u have no "sence" of spelling?
2006-09-05 21:16:20
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answered by darkness_123 2
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