The was once a film, A great film, and it had many amusing lines. Feel free to share youyr favorites, but I MUST KNOW THE ONE (yes 1) The #1 funniest line in the "Monty Python & the Holy Grail" Film.
Feel frre to take your time, set us up for it. Paint us a tapestry with words, then BOOM surprise us.
NOW! DO IT!! YEAH!! WOOT!
2006-09-05 21:00:16 · 15 answers · asked by allyrbaserbelong2us 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! (The French Taunter)
2006-09-05 21:06:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
SOLDIER #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR: Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk!
SOLDIER #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
DINGO: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!
DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
GIRLS: The oral sex! The oral sex!
GALAHAD: Well, I could stay a bit longer.
Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot,
He was not afraid to die, Oh Brave Sir Robin,
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken;
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.
His head smashed in, and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off,
And his penis split ... and his ...
ROBIN
Er, That's ... That's enough music for a while, lads.
It Looks as though like there's dirty work afoot.
SINGERS
Brave, Sir Rob ...
ROBIN
Shut up.
FATHER
One day, lad, all this will be yours ...
PRINCE
What - the curtains?
2006-09-05 21:12:51 · answer #2 · answered by Firefly 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
King of Swamp Castle: Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who. God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"... I like the scene where all the limb get cut off of that black knight (person/thing) and he ends up just being a head!!! lol
2016-03-26 23:59:27 · answer #3 · answered by Deborah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A PASSER-BY on a horse is observing them.
ROGER
Are you saying "Ni" to that old woman?
ARTHUR
Erm, yes.
ROGER
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "Ni" at
will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land! nothing is
sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under
considerable economic stress at this point in time.
ARTHUR
Did you say shrubberies?
ROGER
Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the
Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
2006-09-06 09:41:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Lisa on the French Taunter one. =)
2006-09-05 21:11:02 · answer #5 · answered by boo! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I'll only let you pass over this bridge if you answer me (Truthfully) this question. What Is your favourite colour?"
"Blue."
"Pass."
(Next KNight)
"What is Your favourite colour?"
"Blu- no wait, piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink!") (Knight dies)
(last knight)
"What is the air speed velocity of a swallow?"
"African Swallow, or Asian Swallow?"
"I dont knowtha-"
AHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!! it loses its funni-ness when i write it out like this, but it's still good!
2006-09-05 21:05:06 · answer #6 · answered by talz_talz 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wave my privates at your aunties, you cheesy lot of secondhand electric donkey bottom biters
~The French Taunter
2014-06-06 22:39:52 · answer #7 · answered by Darren 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound
(after having his arms cut off)
2006-09-05 21:04:05 · answer #8 · answered by Stanley 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"watery tarts giving out cutlery dosnt make a form of government"
2006-09-05 21:07:21 · answer #9 · answered by glock509 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's just a flesh wound.
2006-09-05 21:02:30 · answer #10 · answered by The::Mega 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋