2006-09-05 20:51:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
one day Bush pretended to be smart....he failed miserably.
the end.
2006-09-05 20:53:46 · answer #1 · answered by johnny_zondo 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
A fairy tale about Bush?
He is causing countless sleepless nights in the world by killing every one he chooses to.
There can however be a tail about Bush not a tale.
Think of something pleasant, not Bush, otherwise you will never sleep.
Sweet dreams !!!
2006-09-06 04:08:20 · answer #2 · answered by Saadi 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
George W. Bush tells the American people that "the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans." However, the plain fact is that in the decade before the invasion and occupation of Iraq by the American military, Iraqis were responsible for precisely zero killings of Americans. Now, since the beginning of Bush's war in Iraq, Iraqis have killed thousands of Americans. Is this what Bush calls "the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people?" Now, for people outside the Bush White House, hundreds is a bigger amount than zero. Apparently, Bush himself disagrees with that calculation. Sleep tight knowing that you have such a brave and smart president, who engages in this kind of dangerous fuzzy math, to defend you!
2006-09-06 13:30:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time there was 4 people. George Bush, Martha Stewart, a little kid, and a bus driver. The plane was about to crash and there was only 3 parachutes. George Bush said that he should get one because he's done good for U.S.A. so he took one and jumped off. Martha Stewart said she deserved to get one because she has helped with women's rights so she took one and jumped off. The bus driver said that he had lived a long, meaningful life and that the kid deserved the parashute. The kid said that george bush took his backpack and they could both be saved.
The End
Moral: George Bush is an idiot.
2006-09-06 04:00:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
About Prez Bush
Once upon a time President Bush did not know how to speak so he got himself some advertisors...and these peeples they would give him gud ideas...until a few got caught breaking laws..then he got rid of them and got uthers...and they got him some books and a dictionary so when he spoke he sounded less stupid and more opinionated.
About Female bush
My sisters husband was in the shower and my niece when she was about 3 walked in to see him without clothing. So she asked her mother what that was he had there between his legs. She said that is a peter. So everytime anyone took a shower male or female she would run in and throw back the curtains and say I see your peter. Obviously she only saw what was common in both sexes. I asked her why she did that to other people in the shohwer and that is the story I was told. No one bothered to correct her obviously.
2006-09-06 03:58:59 · answer #5 · answered by Faerieeeiren 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Listen to the song Georgia Bush by Lil' wayne
thats enough lullaby for anyone.
2006-09-06 03:56:50 · answer #6 · answered by Foxphyre 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well! am not too sure from which country you from, any way Bush to the US citizens, is the god of our time simply because his father started a war and could not finish it, until the correct guy arived, to which in the longrun endangering the lives of ordinary Americans.
Bush is another Maradona who plays with the congress men, dribble them, his elder brother TONY BLAIR, His father KOFI ANAN. i mean, hes evrything you can think of and if u need more of this, contact me via muazumuazu@yahoo.com
2006-09-06 04:26:19 · answer #7 · answered by muazz 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Once upon a time there was a Bush. It was a very big bush, so I shaved it. Now I am bald.
The end! :)
2006-09-06 03:57:24 · answer #8 · answered by Firefly 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
He pays all American citizens that have been here 21 years $50,000 dollars each financed by the top 10% of America's Wealthiest excluding themselves of course! [Robin Hood](lol)
2006-09-06 04:23:06 · answer #9 · answered by yacheckoo 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes sure..go to www.bushwarfairytales.org
2006-09-06 04:28:49 · answer #10 · answered by Mantra 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only fairy tale that comes to mind is pinochio..if thats how you spell it,but imagine it being bushnochio...sweet dreams.
2006-09-06 03:55:26 · answer #11 · answered by minnie 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋