2006-09-05 19:23:18 · 8 answers · asked by fefe 4 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Although perhaps the most famous of all jokes in the English language, this joke is a Non-joke, in that its humor value comes from the fact that it is expected to be funny. Additionally, it is rarely told on its own, but instead is referenced, modified, or parodied in a number of other jokes.
One of the many word-plays on the television series M*A*S*H was spoken by Hawkeye when the power-mad Frank Burns ordered the entire unit to move just a few dozen yards for no reason at all: "Why is this chicken outfit crossing the road?"
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas?
A: To show the armadillo/opossum how it's done.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was too far to go around.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Colonel Sanders [of Kentucky Fried Chicken fame] was chasing it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see a man lay bricks.
In the film Stripes (done in march cadence):
Bill Murray: Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Platoon): To get from the left to the right!
2006-09-06 13:13:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same one that came up with how do you fit 4 elephants into a VW.
Stupid jokes but great questions.
2006-09-05 19:30:53 · answer #2 · answered by Monsieur Rick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chickens, you know why, because they want to have fun before they come roasted.BOKBOK...hehe
2006-09-05 19:25:41 · answer #3 · answered by LyFiSabLiSs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know but they deserve a punch in the throat.
2006-09-05 19:24:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a chicken.
2006-09-05 19:24:44 · answer #5 · answered by jake cigar™ is retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it is hilarious! soem of the words have been a splash annoying to calcualte!!! lol jk!!!! my fav became moses... seing as i'm a christian, and that i presumed it realated to him!!! lol !!!
2016-11-24 23:57:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you should be asking is - "Why are people repeating it, ad infinitum?"
2006-09-05 19:27:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the leghorn.
2006-09-05 19:24:46 · answer #8 · answered by VT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋