I figure my wife deserves a few days off.
2006-09-05 19:20:41 · 13 answers · asked by Lothario 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Maybe you should cook and clean your trailer and save the money on the maid get your own beer and buy your wife something to make her feel better.
2006-09-05 19:24:04 · answer #1 · answered by stratisnj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a song for your wife to sing after she kicks you out....
Verse 1-
You're eating with a plastic fork
& you're learning to love them paper plates
You're going broke from a long divorce
You lived in trailers & had no class
You couldn't even pass high school
You was such a jerk, So i threw you out
Chorus-
'Cause there ain’t no trash in my trailer
Though you might find an empty can of beer
There ain’t been no trash in my trailer
Since the day I threw you out of here.
Verse 2-Yes, we lived in a single wide..
To get up here took a 4 wheel drive
Our yard looks like a junk yard..
Got motors hangin’ from the trees
Got a kiddie pool & a trampoline
But that don’t make me what they say I am.
Chorus-
'Cause there ain’t no trash in my trailer
Though they might find an empty can of beer
There ain’t been no trash in my trailer
Since the day I threw you out of here.
Verse 3-I burn my trash in a big old drum
Sometimes I might shoot my gun
That old car of yours on blocks is hard to miss
This place is like heaven now
It was more like hell with you around
So let ‘em talk, say anything they wish.
(Song Ends)....
Knock all you want because you're not coming in..
2006-09-06 13:06:05 · answer #2 · answered by Kara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So practically your wife has been your maid all along.It's sad that all the work she has been doing to keep you comfortable has all gone down the drain, because her husband needs for her to break a leg to realise her efforts....very sad indeed!
Why can't you reciprocate what she has been doing all this time.Instead of hiring a maid....get down to work and realise how hard it is being her...and maybe you will appreciate her hard work and what it entails for her to just be your wife.
2006-09-05 19:35:08 · answer #3 · answered by kart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sure the broken leg did not occur at the same time her eyes were blackened? Given your overall lack of respect for women, as demonstrated with your long running series of "questions", no maid would stay employed by you, so you best learn to do for yourself!
2006-09-06 07:36:47 · answer #4 · answered by Annie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think u shud hire 3...1 to cook,1 to clean nd 1 to get ur beer
2006-09-05 19:26:17 · answer #5 · answered by andalite_friends 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know every night I run into atleast one question that gives me a laugh just when I need it. Congratulations asker, tonight, the spotlight was on YOUR question lol sorry for finding it funny if you are serious...I just think its funny and cute? But if youre serious my answer is why not?....WHY NOT do it when her legs are perfectly fine? How long she been bringin you those beers fella? eh? 5 years? 20 years? lol how big is that belly now?
2006-09-05 19:26:11 · answer #6 · answered by Fearfully & wonderfully made 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes if u work full time, she probably wants some rest, and maids are not that expensive compared to health
2006-09-05 19:24:16 · answer #7 · answered by blah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a maid and marry her. your wife is mine now
2006-09-08 22:14:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if the maid is hot.
2006-09-05 19:22:17 · answer #9 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
while you're at it, you should hire one of those hot naked maids too, so you can get some lovin for Admiral Ballsy
2006-09-05 19:23:06 · answer #10 · answered by *I CURED My Yellow Teeth* 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋