2006-09-05 18:54:31 · 9 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Duck walks into a hardware store. Patiently waits in line. When he gets to the clerk he politely asks, "You have any grapes?"
The salesclerk says, "This is a hardware store. We don't sell grapes!"
Duck replies, "OK. Thanks," and leaves.
Next day.
Same duck walks back into same hardware store. Patiently waits in line. When he gets to the same clerk he politely asks, "You have any grapes?"
The salesclerk says, "Look buddy, I told you yesterday, this is a hardware store. We don't sell grapes!"
Duck replies, "OK. Thanks." and leaves.
Next day.
Same duck walks back into same hardware store. Patiently waits in line. When he gets to the same clerk he politely asks, "You have any grapes?"
The salesclerk says, "Look buddy, I told you yesterday, and the day before that..this is a hardware store.! We don't sell grapes! You come back in here tomorrow asking for grapes and I'm gonna take two ten penny nails and hammer your webbed feet to the floor!"
Next day.
Same duck walks back into same hardware store. Patiently waits in line. When he gets to the same clerk he politely asks, "You have any ten penny nails?"
The salesclerk says, "Oh, what a coincidence, we're fresh out"
Duck replies, "OK. Then I'll take a pound of grapes!"
This one makes me bust a gut every time I hear it. Maybe I've taught grammar school too long! LOL!
2006-09-05 19:09:01 · answer #1 · answered by Chris 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i never can remember jokes but i know there has to be a funniest one i've heard
2006-09-06 01:57:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some asshole's got my pen."
2006-09-06 02:07:51 · answer #3 · answered by zaradulce02 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
why did the monkey. . .wait that's not the funniest. and it's not that funny either. . .
lots of stuff that makes me laugh on this site:
http://www.oddtodd.com/
2006-09-06 01:56:39 · answer #4 · answered by sweets 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two pigs fell in the mud
Three came out
2006-09-06 01:56:26 · answer #5 · answered by M S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haven't heard a good one in ages.
2006-09-06 01:57:14 · answer #6 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i have already been reported about 30 times today so I can't tell you. sorry.
2006-09-06 01:58:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cant tell you here
2006-09-06 01:59:46 · answer #8 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your name LOL
2006-09-06 01:57:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋