i need to know how to clear up my system from t.h.c. i have a drug test next week and i need to know how to clear my system up FAST.
2006-09-05 18:16:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Alternative Medicine
LOTS of water dude and I mean LOTS, like a gallon or more a day and make sure you pee at least 3 times before going in to take the drug test that day, and give it to them in mid flow not the first part of your urine
2006-09-05 18:21:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok I feel bad for giving you these options because the best way is to just be clean, but we dont have that option at this point, so...A head shop carries drinks, kits, pills etc. The more expensive ones work! Be sure it says that it will work on a panel dip and also on a Gas/Chrom (this is the test done in labratories) The panel dip is the first test done however the end result is. If your urine is to clear, smells funky (exspecially chlorine), to cloudy, etc. they will send it into a lab, So be cautious here, if it promises to work for both types of urinalysis, money back gaurantee, and the vendor of the product says no complaints then buy it. (dont be affraid to ask, what they gonna tell ya, there selling it for that purpose!) Be sure to follow the directions carefully. Also GNC sells "body cleansing drinks, to remove all impurities from your system" These work also but only for infrequent smokers. (You can also buy kits right off the net, but unless you know and trust the product, and they ship extra fast, I wouldn't even attempt it!
The key to any of these products is water, drink alot of it! Water flavored with lemon (real lemon) (something to do with the citric acid) helps. Its really to late for herbal remedies (Golden Seal and such).
And then theres the ever scary, and dangerous "pack in clean urine" If your not being observed and shouldn't be unless there is a criminal reason for your test, this can be accomplished BUT BUT BUT they take the temperature of the urine (thermometer right on the cup!) and it HAS TO BE between 90 and 100* ABSOLUTELY no exceptions. Also they may make you lift your arms, shake your legs/pants, lift your shirt (not all the way up if your a female), basically a "search of your person" thats not toooo intense. BUT if they catch you doing this you will be required to be obseved, also its best to check your state to see if criminal charges can be brought against you for trying this method. Not to mention your embarassment if you get caught. And if its an employment pre-screen you can kiss that job goodbye. And if your pack'n it in be sure your urine is CLEAN, FRESH and NEW, PROPER TEMPERATURE (how you accomplish this is up to you, but dont use the heater in your car its to hot, ALWAYS), and your sexual origin (girl=girl urine)(boy=boy urine) trust me on this one! And nerves of steele! you cant even flinch! or they will be on to you! Also you can get a "test cup" with thermometer at a head shop as well, to be sure you are clean, get one! why go if your gonna go dirty!
Good Luck and for future reference remember that being CLEAN is the only sure fire method. Anything else is DUMB LUCK! and trust me when I say Your luck will run out!
2006-09-06 22:43:21 · answer #2 · answered by minesquishy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clear System
2016-10-20 07:08:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're fine, drink a BUNCH of water a #)*#$ LOT dont skimp on the water and be a pus because you are tired of drinking it, because after you pass, you'll be glad you did. if you've been smoking regularly, you need to get some major drinkage on, 2 gallons spread out the day is nothing just dont forgot and try ot drink 2 at night...then it gets bad. also, dont use the first piss of the morning, or any pee that has been in your bladder for any long period of time, it has ALOT more time to collect metabolized THC, whereas, if you are so hydrated it just flows through you, the wastes flow out in tiny amounts because your body is overflowed with water, therefore it expells the surplus as fast as it can.
2006-09-05 18:33:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are a chronic smoker - not a chance!! If you are an occasional smoker, go to your local herb shop and get a kit that will help you pass. You have to follow the directions exactly!! You can also buy a test from the drug store to see if you will pass prior to taking the real test! Good luck!
2006-09-05 18:29:47 · answer #5 · answered by treasuregirl66 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would suggest cranberry pills, in addition to a large consumption of water. If you have a lot of body fat, sucks to be you, cause that is where the T.H.C is stored.
2006-09-06 01:37:30 · answer #6 · answered by uxemacs2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't indulge! I don't think there is a fast way.
2006-09-05 18:19:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's too late, your screwed.
2006-09-05 18:25:08 · answer #8 · answered by wernerslave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋