I'm a short and stocky Asian guy with a full beard. I don't fit into the bear/cub/otter classifications because I'm not hairy enough.
What do I classify myself as?
2006-09-05 17:57:40 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Primate.
2006-09-05 18:00:35 · answer #1 · answered by jennilaine777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are what you said, "a short stocky Asian guy with a full beard."
If it helps, a friend of mine LOVES to answer these kinds of questions with "You are unique...just like everybody else."
If you WANT an animal classification, pick one. Make one up that DOES suit you. As to who you are... there's a thougher question that you can only ask yourself.
2006-09-06 01:02:09 · answer #2 · answered by Ancient Forever Lost 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hello rick.... Do you really need a classification to identify yourself? Why???
Why not just be RICK, who is a short and stocky Asian guy with a full beard. And also, comfortable for being who he is.
Don't forget... Just be yourself!!!
=)
2006-09-06 02:08:17 · answer #3 · answered by Beckham613 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
short stocky Asian with full beard-- human, not an otter!
2006-09-06 00:59:44 · answer #4 · answered by Ren Hoek 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps you belong to the Dwarf kind. Maybe the Snow White breed of Dwarves.
2006-09-06 01:01:03 · answer #5 · answered by MenudoPie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Human. Everyone on this planet has mixed genes from everywhere, and usaully don't know it. Mongolians, Africans, and Europeans have planted seeds in nearly all regions for thousands of years.
2006-09-06 01:02:56 · answer #6 · answered by Jose Esoj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chubby asian chaser on Biggercity.com
2006-09-06 21:13:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who needs classifications? I'll classify you as my type of guy. So there.
2006-09-06 01:02:51 · answer #8 · answered by Cymalon 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't resist this but what about
Short-order Chinese with fuzz on the side.
Please don't be offended, although I realize it's offensive.
Maybe you should take yourself a little less seriously
Augusta
2006-09-06 20:21:18 · answer #9 · answered by Augusta B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll give a call to National Geographic. they might have the answer.
but seriously, u are who u are, no need to define urself in general terms when you have a name and a personality
2006-09-06 02:20:30 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋