A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her
altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below.
She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend
I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!"
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answers the balloonist, ".everything you tell me is
technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your
information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to
me."
The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replies the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now
you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same
position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."
2006-09-05 16:51:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Very cute--we all need a little humor in our lives dont we...?
2006-09-05 16:55:49 · answer #1 · answered by chloemom925 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The chair for mathematics at Harvard is vacant. Three persons are invited for an interview. "How much is 2 plus 2?" First answer: "4". The second answers: "3". The third answers: "Mostly 5, sometimes 3 and - very seldom - 4."
Who got the place?????
One of Bush's friends.
2006-09-06 00:05:55 · answer #2 · answered by Dick V 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Typical DRY Fukking republican humor.
2006-09-05 23:59:14 · answer #3 · answered by markredwing 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is the best I have seen here this week, at list something to make me laugh.
2006-09-06 00:13:26 · answer #4 · answered by G.I noel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! I may even email this to my ultra conservative brother.
2006-09-05 23:56:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow. really good, gotta copy and paste that.
2006-09-05 23:57:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it!! Funny and correct!!
2006-09-06 00:18:13 · answer #7 · answered by inzaratha 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-05 23:57:45 · answer #8 · answered by willis_is_40 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i got to tell that one to my dad
2006-09-06 00:23:48 · answer #9 · answered by Marines Girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
2006-09-05 23:58:19 · answer #10 · answered by mike p 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋