longest story?

Question

longest story gets 10 points!
you can use 2 or more long stories!

oh man! a story not a poem
!

Answer 1

a guy and a girl met on YAHOO Answers. The dude was 15 and the girl was 13. They started talking on Instant Messenger. They found out that they had so much in common. After a while, both had a crush on each other. They talked about everything. The guy told the girl that he had a crush on her, and the girl told him that she had a crush on her as well.
As days went by, they fell in love. There was only one problem, they were from different countries.
But they had so much in common.
The guy had dreams about her, and the girl had dreams about him.
One time, the guy told the girl that he had fallen in love with her. The girl told him that she was in love with him as well.
One day, they talked about a date in Paris.
The guy told the girl that her kiss was worth 1 million dollars. They would go on their date in Paris 10 years from now, they will never forget each other, because true love never ends.
They talked about the engagement ring, they were madly in love.
Theu guy was really happy, and the girl was happy as well.
The guy told the girl that he will go look for her 10 years from now.
They talked about the movie, The Notebook, Moulin Rouge, they were romantic.
But one day, the girl told her friends about him. Her friends told her that the guy was some old guy, that the guy was a liar.
The girl believed them and told the guy that she never wanted to talk to him again.
The guy was heartbroken, he cried and cried.
One day, the girl started talking to him again, because she had not forgot about him. She still loved him. But if her friends found out that she was still talking to him, they would kill her, and will never talk to her again.
As days went by, the guy told the girl that he loved her.
Think of me when your day is done,look out your window and i'll be your setting sun... think of me now, and ill be with you soon, look out the window and ill be your moon. think of me now where ever you are, look out the window and ill be the stars... think of me now, and ill wipe away your tears, look out your window to release all your fears .. think of me cuz i cant look in your eyes.. though were not together, we'd see the same sky.
I thank God he sent you to me,
For you and I were meant to be.
We have a bond too strong to break,
We have a love no one can take.
In you, I have found a love so true,
My heart is filled with love for you.
Every time I talk to you, my heart skips a beat,
You make my life whole, you make my life complete.
My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I long to kiss.
The day when you become my wife,
Will be the happiest day of my life.
Even thinking of that day makes me smile,
I can't wait 'till I walk down that aisle.
I dream of that day when we'll both say, "I do"
For always and forever... I will love you.

He was truly in love.
But one day the girl told him that their love was impossible, they lived in different countries, they will never meet.
The guy told her that they were meant to be, and that they will gonna end up together.
The girl told the guy that only if they were truly meant to be, they will meet someday. The last words of the girl were "I love you"
Then, she never spoke to him again. The guy was depressed, he cried every night, thinking about her, he said that love was crap, there is no thing as true love.
5 years later he met her on DisneyLand. He saw her and saw something familiar in her. He approached her and inmediately, the girl knew who he was.
They were a little surprised. But they talked about their life, and they went to the park.
In the park the guy told the girl that he still loved her, It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone -- but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
The girl told him that it will be difficult for them to keep a long distance relationship.
The girl told him that they will meet again soon, but right now, she was in college, and so was he. If they were truly meant to be, they will meet again another time.
They kissed. The kiss of true love.
5 years later the guy had not seen the girl again. He was now 25 years old and he had a good job, he was rich.
Sometimes at night, he still cried for her, he still in love with her. His friends said that he needed to give up, he will never see her again, he needed to move on.
The guy was determined to find his cinderella and marry her.
He went to a wedding dress shop every week, he enjoyed wacthing the dresses, he always looked the perfect one.
One time, when he entered the wedding dress shop, he heard the girl`d name.
He turned around and he saw her with a guy.
He approached her and said "hey remember me"? "I`m Ricky"
"Why didnt u wait for me, i still love you"
"I`m getting married in 2 weeks, i thought u had forgotten about me. I love him"
The guy was heartbroken.
2 weeks later he went to the wedding and told the girl, in front of everyone how much he loved her, and inside the church he asked her if she wanted to marry him.
The girl just told him and said "sorry, i did love you, but it was not meant to be, i`m marrying Matt now. Bye"
The guy was destroyed.
THE END

Answer 2

HE/SHE NEEDED TO GET
AWAY FROM 1) SOMEONE
(A PERSON). 2)
SOMETHING (AN OBJECT),
OR 3) SOME OCCURRENCE
(AN EVENT). OR IT MAY
HAVE BEEN THAT THERE
WAS SNOW OR SAND ON
THE GROUND. ANY ONE
OF THESE REASONS MAY
BE TRUE; NONE OF THEM
NEED BE TRUE.

IF, HOWEVER. IT IS
UNDERSTOOD THAT THE
FIRST OF THESE REASONS
IS TRUE, THAT HE/SHE
NEEDED TO GET AWAY
FROM SOMEONE. THEN, IN
LIKE MANNER IT MAY BE
UNDERSTOOD THAT THE
NEED EXISTED FOR THE
PETUNIA, MARIGOLD,
GREEN PEPPER OR TOMATO
AS WELL, THAT IT
NEEDED TO GET AWAY, OR
BE GOTTEN AWAY FROM
SOMEONE. AND THAT AS
IT DID NOT TRANSPORT
ITSELF, IT WAS
TRANSPORTED BY THE
MAN, WOMAN, OR CHILD
WHO PRESUMABLY
RECOGNIZED THE NEED
FOR IT AS HE/SHE
RECOGNIZED IT FOR
HIM/HERSELF. OR SOME
OTHER CAUSE MAY BE
UNDERSTOOD. SUCH FOR
INSTANCE AS THAT THE
MAN, WOMAN, OR CHILD
WHO NEEDED TO GET AWAY
FELT A LIKING FOR THE
PETUNI A, MARIGOLD,
GREEN PEPPER OR TOMATO
AND WISHED TO HAVE IT
WITH HIM/HER. OR,
WITH REGARD TO THE
ABOVE, NOTHING NEED BE
UNDERSTOOD AT ALL.
IF, ON THE OTHER HAND,
IT IS UNDERSTOOD THAT
THE SECOND OF THESE
REASONS IS TRUE, THAT
HE/SHE NEEDED TO GET
AWAY FROM SOMETHING
(AN OBJECT), THEN
DITTO MAY BE
UNDERSTOOD. OR IT NEED
NOT BE.

THE SAME MAY BE SAID
OF THE THIRD REASON
IE., THAT HE/SHE
NEEDED TO GET AWAY
FROM SOME OCCURRENCE
(AN EVENT).

NOTHING AS YET HAS
BEEN SAID ABOUT
WHETHER THE PERSON
OBJECT OR EVENT
EXISTED AS A REALITY
ALREADY, IE., WHETHER
THE THREAT WAS IN THE
PRESENT, OR WHETHER
ITS EXISTENCE WAS
ANTICIPATED, IE., IN
THE FUTURE. PERHAPS
NOTHING NEED BE SAID.
THAT HE/SHE NEEDED TO
GET AWAY IS THE
IMPORTANT THING. OR,
ONCE AGAIN, PERHAPS IT
ISN'T. THERE MAY HAVE
BEEN, AS HAS ALREADY
BEEN SUGGESTED, SNOW
OR SAND ON THE GROUND,
THROUGH WHICH THE ONLY
MEANS OF MOVING WAS BY
TRUDGING, IN THAT
CASE, AND ASSUMING
THAT THE MAN, WOMAN,
OR CHILD DID TRANSPORT
THE PETUNIA, MARIGOLD,
GREEN PEPPER OR TOMATO
WHICH HE/SHE MAY NOT
HAVE DONE, A CERTAIN
LIKING FOR THE
MARIGOLD, PETUNIA,
GREEN PEPPER OR
TOMATO. MAY BE
ASSUMED. OR, IF NOT,
AT LEAST A DESIRE TO
HAVE IT WITH HIM/HER.
UNLESS, OF COURSE, THE
MAN, WOMAN, OR CHILD
WAS ORDERED TO TAKE
THE MARIGOLD, PETUNIA,
GREEN PEPPER OR
TOMATO WITH HIM/HER;
AND THAT WOULD BE
ANOTHER STORY.

ANOTHER STORY:

OUR STORY CONTINUES BY
BECOMING ANOTHER
STORY. THIS STORY
ASSUMES THAT THE MAN/
WOMAN/CHILD WAS
ORDERED TO TRANSPORT
THE MARIGOLD, PETUNIA,
GREEN PEPPER OR TOMATO
TO A LOCATION - A
PYRAMID, A TOWER OF
SILENCE, THE EMPIRE
STATE BUILDING. OR
NONE OF THESE - WHERE
HE/SHE MIGHT DANGLE
HIS/HER LEGS
CARELESSLY. AND THE
PETUNIA, MARIGOLD,
GREEN PEPPER OR TOMATO
GROW CONFIDENTLY, AND
THAT IN ORDER TO
ACCOMPLISH THIS END
HE/SHE WAS OBLIGED TO
TRUDGE. IE., PROCEED
WILLY-NILLY, POSSIBLY
THROUGH SNOW OR SAND,
POSSIBLY NOT, BUT
WILLY-NILLY NONE- THE-
LESS, AND THAT THE
JOURNEY WAS WEARYING
AND LONG. ALTHOUGH IT
NEED NOT HAVE BEEN
LONG IF, ASSUMING THE
PRESENCE OF SNOW OR
SAND, THE SNOW OR SAND
WAS FOUND TO BE DEEP.
THE SHORTEST DISTANCE
UNDER SUCH CONDITIONS
WOULD OBLIGE A PERSON
TO TRUDGE. OR PERHAPS
IT WOULD NOT.
CERTAINLY IT WOULD NOT
IF HE/SHE HAD SOME
OTHER MEANS OF