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does that make my mom a cement mixer???

2006-09-05 16:35:09 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

I'm also 70 foot tall

2006-09-06 14:13:04 · update #1

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Flawless logic. I don't see how this could be disproved.

2006-09-05 16:36:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

You are a very strange artist's rendering (sort of square, ain'tcha?). Quite impressive, though, even if you can't compare, artistically, to some of them in Europe. Their Mamas are Granite, and Marble, yo Mama's a cement mixer. Tough luck. (you get a nice view, though)

2006-09-06 21:46:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

You're going to hell. God is a cement mixer.

2006-09-05 23:40:19 · answer #3 · answered by MathGuy 3 · 1 1

No a fruitcake maybe but not a cement mixer.

2006-09-05 23:36:55 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0 1

A virgin cement mixer remember

2006-09-05 23:36:11 · answer #5 · answered by Purp_slinger 2 · 1 1

Hehe, you look like a statue in a cemetary. You're 70 feet tall, which means that somebody REALLY IMPORTANT must have died.

2006-09-13 02:59:56 · answer #6 · answered by NA 6 · 0 0

i wonder what the hell did you do to become cement, but, here goes... it might of being that you father was a cement mixer and he got horny jerked off and semen landed on a fine gray powder of calcined limestone and clay,, which in turn,, was your mother which it then produced a dumb little statute called ( descendant of the wild *** )... hope that helps you..

2006-09-05 23:56:12 · answer #7 · answered by quitelovableman 4 · 0 2

you love walking on the edge don't you. this is going to make some people irritated and we have a full moon out there and I wouldn't be surprised if wolf man comes out and hammers your little world down.

2006-09-05 23:37:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

It just makes you hard headed and hard hearted.
And one day youll turn to a pile of rubble.
And your life will be meaingless.
And on judgement day youll be sent to hell to burn and melt like lava,youll beg for mercy and mercy wont come becouse itll be to late.Sorry no statues in heaven!

2006-09-05 23:42:26 · answer #9 · answered by kelly j 3 · 1 2

Then what about the Union guys that put you together?

2006-09-05 23:36:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No
It is proof you cannot put brains in a monument

2006-09-05 23:37:34 · answer #11 · answered by witchfromoz2003 6 · 0 0

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