2006-09-05 16:12:07 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Dear JustAskThor...
In response to your recent Answer on Yahoo I must only presume that you indeed KNOW TOO MUCH!
Long has the war of the vegatables been hidden from human eyes and you have stumbled upon an ancient war that predates even Jebus herself. I would suggest that you instantly forget whatever it is you THINK you may have seen and move to a safe location...
Why do you honestly think that no one likes brocolli? In the late 1920's the peas put on the most secretive smear campaign against the brocolli due to their nutricious and friendly nature. The peas gathered a large percentage of the brocolli population and had them put in large steam rooms where the scene was too sickly to even mention.
Ever since then the war between the richeos brocolli and the evil peas has been waged. millions have died on either side in the fight for freedom of oppresion and even today we as brocolli are fighting to get rid of the stigma that we are indeed evil!
The peas have caught wind of you Ichi and to be honest, they are not too happy. As we speak the peas are gathering their forces and are heading to a freezer near you. These peas are sneaky mate, they are like stealth ninja peas, trained in all the fine arts of war. They will throw everything they have at you mate and have even trained a special squadron of rogue organic squash to help in their battle.
I implore you to run and hide, if you wish we have safe houses dotted all over the world in which you may hide with us and continue the fight vs this evil vegetable. Included in this message are out secret coordinates if you so wish to help in our cause.
Be careful and may the Blessed Brococoli always watch over you... 'May peas not be with you my brother.'
Pesident Benny B. Broccolli
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2006-09-06 01:43:32 · answer #1 · answered by no munkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are a warring vegetable (as a reaction to the axiom, GIVE PEAS A CHANCE)...they throw bombs and knives at each other
2006-09-06 06:21:17 · answer #2 · answered by Ichi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
carrots!
those little peas are strong!
just like ants.....
they can lift (and flick) objects 20 times heavier than themselves!
2006-09-06 13:01:19 · answer #3 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boogers.
And it's their only source of fun since they've all been canned.
When you're done eating your peas, do you see all those little green specks in the bottom of the Cool Whip tub?
Boogers all.
Case closed.
2006-09-06 09:17:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
They black eyed peas flick boogers at each other!
2006-09-05 23:17:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, what PolsonMunkey said....
Boy, and I thought I had a lot of free time.
2006-09-06 13:04:12 · answer #6 · answered by bunjibear777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny. Get off the drugs sister.
2006-09-05 23:14:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
same reason they split, they are trying to take over the world
2006-09-05 23:28:55 · answer #8 · answered by Angie A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are not going to flick at themselves now are they?
2006-09-05 23:18:12 · answer #9 · answered by ỉη ץ٥ڵ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sods of course you silly
2006-09-05 23:23:54 · answer #10 · answered by sorneez 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋