2006-09-05 15:15:23 · 17 answers · asked by recmcmdc 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Don't you know (sighs) The chicken cross the road, to get away from the drunk farmer, who simply tried to cut it's head off,and which the chicken ranned across the road saw a car and cross before it got road killed and then the farmer crossed the road foolishly got hit by the car and then the chicken walks to the farmer body.pokes his back and laugh's at him,than the chicken face the screen and say,thats all folks!!!!!!!!
2006-09-05 15:22:35 · answer #1 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
to get to the other side
now why did the baby cross the road ?
because it was stapled to the chickens back
2006-09-05 22:24:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Because the Perdue Man was out to get him.
2006-09-05 22:21:55 · answer #3 · answered by The Global Community 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
That's an old joke unless if you have a better answer than mines
2006-09-05 22:17:25 · answer #4 · answered by Shanny 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because the person who bought it lived across the street from their local KFC and he was hungry.
2006-09-05 22:18:42 · answer #5 · answered by ichliebekira 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
which came first chicken or the egg?
2006-09-05 22:16:52 · answer #6 · answered by Special 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because something better was over there. How in the heck should I know?!?
2006-09-05 22:41:19 · answer #7 · answered by Katherine 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cuz he thought the grass was greener on the other side . waaa waaa waaa! anchovies
2006-09-05 22:32:08 · answer #8 · answered by joojoobii 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
For the food.
2006-09-05 22:25:06 · answer #9 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cuz he wanted an car to be the reason for his death.
2006-09-05 22:20:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋