Getting to the ticket barrier at the Underground station and pulling what I thought was my travel card out of my pocket, seeing that it was not working I looked in my hand and saw that I was trying to open the barrier with a condom. They had been handing out free samples in Boots the Chemist, it was in a small, flat cardboard box and felt just like my tube ticket. MORTIFIED.
2006-09-05 20:45:25
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answered by sparkleythings_4you 7
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I was eating at a Pizza Hut for lunch the first week of school my freshmen year of high school and the place was filled with seniors and my roommate and I were the only freshmen there. It was time for us to leave and I went out the fire escape door and set off the fire alarm. Apparently the police showed up but I was long gone because I ran across campus back to my room. At least I never got hazed for that but my roommate let me know about it. Thankfully he didn't tell our classmates.
2006-09-05 14:33:45
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answered by BigWurster 4
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At a posh do with new boyfriend. Stairs going down to the venue, tripped up fell down the whole lot right in front of him and all his work friends. Had so many bruises but my pride was hurt the most
2006-09-05 21:11:26
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answered by churchls0904 3
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I used to work in the Beverly Center in Los Angeles and once while I was going to the bathroom there was an earthquake and all the lights went out. When the lights came back on I went back to work. I was working about half and hour before someone told me that My skirt was in my underwear. I was flashing city of Los Angeles and didn't even know it.
2006-09-05 18:08:30
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answered by Cali Girl 5
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I've done too many stupid things, but most recently, I fell down the stairs at work, someone was walking right behind me. I did my best to walk away without limping, but it really hurt, I've got a huge bruise on my knee.
2006-09-05 14:31:34
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answered by Anonymous
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I was out to eat with my guy friends at a Mexican restaurant and as we were getting ready to leave Nate one of my friends knocked me out of the booth and I fell on the floor and peed my pants because I was laughing so hard. They all just walked away and left me there with people staring and laughing at me. I have a habit of snorting to when I laugh, so that made it even worse.
2006-09-05 14:38:50
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answered by Anonymous
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Calling my boss a fat c**t without realising he was stood behind me.
He is fat, but I have to retract the c**t bit, as a c**t can be quite useful.
I wasn't sacked as I said it at his leaving do!!!
2006-09-05 19:35:39
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answered by Phlodgeybodge 5
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My girlfriend slept in the public area when we were in a museum.
2006-09-05 14:30:52
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answered by dealer 2
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when i had my belly dance debut i thought i was the greatest dancer ever. now, three years laters and with several seminars and lessons on me, i realize how stupid i looked.
2006-09-05 14:31:19
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answered by G 6
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slapped my boss's ***. He was bending over and I thought it was someone else
2006-09-05 15:22:33
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answered by jules 2
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