Hi, I am the leader of a magic order that protects our galaxy. We are the smartest, wisest people to ever exist but the following has us stumped. Lately our Republic has fallen into chaos. There has been Civil War, a mysterious clone army appeared, and power struggles in our government. We know for a fact that a Sith (our ancient foes) is controlling all this, but for the life of us we can't figure out who it is. We have even been told from one of his cronies that he has control of the senate. You might think that this means it could be the emperor, but we don't because he is such a darned nice guy, even though he has taken emergency power of the army, smiles creepily, keeps telling our best pupil that Jedis are a bunch of morons, and only a few years ago was just a senator on Naboo (where, come to think of it this whole mess started). Also talks a lot about the Dark Side. Like I said, we ultra-wise Jedis are at a loss. I know y'all are just random joes, but any ideas?
2006-09-05 13:30:21 · 6 answers · asked by s_e_e 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
If you're pointing out the irony of such a plot twist, then bravo, if you are serious, then I'm sorry, and I pity you. While Star Wars may have been a stepping stone in special effects in the 70's, it is long and drawn out now.
2006-09-05 13:45:03 · answer #1 · answered by Kate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me thinks that you know far more than anybody at that time period ever knew. You must be in the CIS. Why don't you tell me? And why do you say emperor? only Palpatine had this thought even cross his mind at the time. And maybe Dooku, but he's not dumb enough to reveal this.
2006-09-05 22:13:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have an idea. Move out of your mom's basement.
2006-09-05 20:33:08 · answer #3 · answered by Kit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I am not a star wars fan,but . . . . good question?
2006-09-05 20:36:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just plain forgot who and where you are.
2006-09-05 20:36:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jedi scum!
2006-09-05 20:56:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋